Would you hit it?
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no, but only because she smokes..........well, ok yes, but she has to brush her teeth and gargle first
Heck yeah!
Thats a wierd site though. Im going to check into that more later. It should have a "What Im in for" box though.
Thats a wierd site though. Im going to check into that more later. It should have a "What Im in for" box though.
Nope - Smoker. 23, has 2 kids, and is in prision (not exactly responsible).
Hey i'm gunna have to hook up with that one! :heart:
Wtf is up with "adding to cart" and paying 5 bucks? hahah
And too bad it dosent say why they are behind bars??
What about this one
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml
Wtf is up with "adding to cart" and paying 5 bucks? hahah
And too bad it dosent say why they are behind bars??
What about this one
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml
my thoughts exactlyBurlySurly said:
A hot bi chick in prison? "Need to be open minded about my sexually free spirit"?! I'll bet any correspondence with her would put Penthouse forum to shame...
OMG did you guys see this one.
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8460.shtml
60 year sentence!!!
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8460.shtml
60 year sentence!!!
The question was "would you hit it?" not "would you marry it?"jacksonpt said:
I'm with you on the smoking thing though. YUCK!
I'd hit it until she got out of prison and wanted to make me her partner in crime. Note she is sexually free spirited which means you get to hit "it" and "its" friends 
I never would have guessed.stosh said:
Love the new avatar.
If your that hard up for women that you browse this site you should just cut off your nuts.
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LordOpie said:
You are right. It couldn't have happened lately. You are one funny mutha phucker.
loco-gringo said:You are right. It couldn't have happened lately. You are one funny mutha phucker.
Whats funnier is that you missed the point of the joke.
I didn't mean responsible like hold a job and keep a balanced checkbook. I meant it like what kind of critters is she carrying around with her?BikeGeek said:The question was "would you hit it?" not "would you marry it?"
I'm with you on the smoking thing though. YUCK!
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BurlySurly said:
I'm pretty sure I got it, but thanks for doubting me. :nuts:
Pretty SURE you didnt as your response CLEARLY advertised. Hey...I just OWN3D!!111one111!!! youloco-gringo said:
BS is just pissed cuz I rank higher than him on www.funnyornot.comloco-gringo said:
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Brint: "Earth to Micus, it was a joke"BurlySurly said:
Micus: "Uh, earth to Brint, DUH, I knew that, OKAY"
Brint: "Earth to Micus: I'm not sure you did because you were all, 'well, i'm sure they've heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke!
Micus: "EARTH TO BRINT....."
You Guys Are Sooooooooooooooo Lame
How does she have a stomach like that with 2 kids?
KleinMp99 said:Hey i'm gunna have to hook up with that one! :heart:
Wtf is up with "adding to cart" and paying 5 bucks? hahah
And too bad it dosent say why they are behind bars??
What about this one
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml
Hey this one is in Georgia. Sweet! Maybe I'll see if the biker guy that does shipping for my company wants to carpool when he goes to see his fiancee who's got 3 more years.
stosh said:
agreed, but were they bi when they came in or turned into "bitches" by the larger more manly inmates? maybe traded for a pack of smokes?
BurlySurly said:
" if you wish to totally submit to me and become my human carpet, please respond." BWAHAHAhahahahahahahaha
Bwaaaahahahahahha!bibs said:agreed, but were they bi when they came in or turned into "bitches" by the larger more manly inmates? maybe traded for a pack of smokes?
"I traded in my heterosexuality for a pack of smokes"
-S.S.-
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BurlySurly said:
Arghhhhhhhh - you can't make fun of me any more. She was scary.
I'd hit it as long as she promises not to shank me.
EDIT -- Not even a small well lubricated shank...
EDIT -- Not even a small well lubricated shank...
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stosh said:
:nuts:
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Uhm - are you having problems finding mr right since you are incarcerated maybe???
"I am a true Georgia peach, raised in a private, christian school. My parents are still married. I am blessed with two beautiful girls. I haven't found Mr. Right yet to settle down with so I am single and available. My interests are to find a faithful special companion, that would love to spoil me rotten. In return you will have a beautiful, faithful love that enjoys lots of spontaneous, romantic evenings alone-one on one, me-u-us
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"I am a true Georgia peach, raised in a private, christian school. My parents are still married. I am blessed with two beautiful girls. I haven't found Mr. Right yet to settle down with so I am single and available. My interests are to find a faithful special companion, that would love to spoil me rotten. In return you will have a beautiful, faithful love that enjoys lots of spontaneous, romantic evenings alone-one on one, me-u-us
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here you go biggins - she is almost rehabilitated and she has a curvy bottom.
I am embarassed that I looked at the site that much.
YOUNG, VIBRANT AND ALMOST REHABILITATED!
I am a Scorpio with wild ideas and few inhibitions. I enjoy openminded men who are a little eccentric. I have two special little boys and love them very much. My future goals are that I learn patience, receive a college degree and be an intelligent, young mother and hopefully good wife to one lucky man. I enjoy sunshine and books. I also express myself in writing poems and listen to music when I can. My waist is small, my bottom is curvy and hopefully you enjoy laughing and talking with me.
I am embarassed that I looked at the site that much.
YOUNG, VIBRANT AND ALMOST REHABILITATED!
I am a Scorpio with wild ideas and few inhibitions. I enjoy openminded men who are a little eccentric. I have two special little boys and love them very much. My future goals are that I learn patience, receive a college degree and be an intelligent, young mother and hopefully good wife to one lucky man. I enjoy sunshine and books. I also express myself in writing poems and listen to music when I can. My waist is small, my bottom is curvy and hopefully you enjoy laughing and talking with me.