[derekpearson]

Couple funnies from last night.

We were gonna go for a hailing the taxi shot, but cars would come around the corner, not see me, and would slam on their brakes thinking she needed a ride. We had to quit before we caused an accident. Its good to know people will stop to help a girl in trouble

Robin causing a traffic jam

Not to be outdone, someone in the high rise sees Melissa changing in an alley and calls security haha

Melissa explains

 

[Lexx D]

that security guard seems to be a bit useless, what's she gonna do gum you into submission if your doing something wrong.

 

[golgiaparatus]

with pleasure... my luch, she would flip out and pull a gun or some chit.

 

[derekpearson]

that security guard seems to be a bit useless, what's she gonna do gum you into submission if your doing something wrong.

haha she had a gun!!!

 

[The Kadvang]

that security guard seems to be a bit useless, what's she gonna do gum you into submission if your doing something wrong.

Shes proly got some mean gums though...

 

[T-Pirate]

Chuck Norris Could Take Her.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Suburban mom

 

[RideND]

Fuking Chuck Norris. hahahaha.

 

[partsbara]

how much is it for a months subscription to ya p0rn site ?

parts

 

[Tweek]

Maybe... it depends on how much lotion I have left and if the hole in my basement's deep enough.

 

[Skookum]

When i first met you i thought you were a stalker too.....

 

[Incubus]

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

derek you are my hero, that really amazing blonde chick from your website, is the background on my cell phone just so you know...

 

[DRB]

How come she ain't naked with a sheet on?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Jeezus. Those girls need to eat some more pasta - put at least a *little* meat on the bones..........

-S.S.-

 

[Morryjg]

Jeezus. Those girls need to eat some more pasta - put at least a *little* meat on the bones..........

-S.S.-

Grandma the rent-a-cop followed those instructions a little to fervently.

 

[dh girlie]

derekpearson you are really talented...I was looking at your website...nice work...

Did you used to be on Melrose Place? You look like what's his name...Jake!

 

[greenreese]

Chuck Norris Could Take Her.

Have you been watching Conan?

-dAn

 

[JRB]

derekpearson you are really talented...I was looking at your website...nice work...

Did you used to be on Melrose Place? You look like what's his name...Jake!

Haha - not only did you watch that crap, but you know names too. LAME.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Haha - not only did you watch that crap, but you know names too. LAME.

Bwaaaahahahahahaha.

-S.S.-

 

[derekpearson]

derekpearson you are really talented...I was looking at your website...nice work...

Did you used to be on Melrose Place? You look like what's his name...Jake!

Hey thanks.

Nope I was never on MP aha.

 

[derekpearson]

Jeezus. Those girls need to eat some more pasta - put at least a *little* meat on the bones..........

-S.S.-

to each his own I suppose. I cant see either of them as being unhealthy thin..

 

[douglas]

NOPE, she looks like a biotch!

 

[BigMike]

If she were standing backwards like that, I would DEFINANTLY stop

 

[shifty S]

10 points to bigmike



id stop no matter which way she was facing....