Would you rather......

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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Let's start with an easy one

    Would you rather:

    a) Make out with Tubgirl

    b) Give Ron Jeremy a hickey on his taint
     

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  2. wannabeabonedoc

    wannabeabonedoc Turbo Monkey

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    Would you rather:

    1) have gorilla hair all over your body and if you tried to shave it, it just grew right back?
    orrr
    2) Inoperable man-sized bat wings?
     
  3. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Well duh! The wings of course....look if you're not even going to try....
     
  4. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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  5. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Listen to Barbara Streisand for the rest of your life.

    or

    Listen to GWB for the rest of your life.
     
  6. johnbryanpeters

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    Read another post by MMike

    or

    Read another post by N8
     
  7. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    That's not too bad...Dubya's funny when he talks.
     
  8. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    Brake your frame
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  9. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    this my friend is why i nominated you for biggest attention whore.
     
  10. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    a) a bottle in front of me.

    b) a frontal lobotomy.
     
  11. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Pet a burning dog

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  12. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Have:

    2 girls 1 cup

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    2 cups and 1 girl
     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Hit MMike in the face with a hammer
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    Hit MMike in the face with a chainsaw
     
  14. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Either one would just make him angry.
     
  15. kingbee

    kingbee Monkey

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    Hit your nuts on your stem
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  16. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    fixed
     
  17. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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  18. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Eat Britney

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    Eat glass
     
  19. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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  20. BadDNA

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    Depends, are we talking raw or grilled?
     
  21. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Raw dog. The Heev and all.
     
  22. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    You'd have to eat lots of either to gain a record...

    This guy prefers glass over french food:

     
  23. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Shiiiat, I probably have 18 bicycles buried under my skin by now.

    That brings me to another...

    Would you rather be French

    or

    Hillary Clinton's balls
     
  24. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    a) Do graphics and have the pics posted on RM

    b) Do Loco w/ no pics or proof on RM
     
  25. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    i think the unstated theme of this thread is that there are a lot of unfilled fantasies out there amongst the monkeys.
     
  26. Craw

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    Would you rather have a 1 inch penis

    Or

    Or a penis of average size, that doubles itself in length each time you have sex.



    Would you rather go to prison for 3 years?

    Or

    Be forced to register as a sex offender for life?

    Happy Holidays.
     
  27. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Would I actually be allowed to perform whichever act gets me registered as a sex offender without having to go to prison?
     
  28. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    Be Loco

    or

    Be Konabumm
     
  29. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    :disgust1:
     
  30. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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  31. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    b) i'd do loco, even with pics
     
  32. jcook90

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    A kid i go to school with is like a devout catholic vegan. We asked him would he rather:

    a) Eat an aborted fetus while having premarital sex with a condom, riding a horse, and then kill the horse and eat it afterwards

    or

    b) die
     
  33. Craw

    Craw Monkey

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    Julia Child.

    She can probably cook something delicious after.

    **Edit, I forgot to 'quote' the post this refers to. But you get it. Basically, I just said I'd like to have sex with Julia Child. Huzzah!**
     
  34. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    He's *like* a devout Catholic vegan? But he isn't?

    I'm confused. :think:
     
  35. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Julia Child died in 2005...



    And if you know that, you've got problems.




    Now Martha Stewart on the other hand.....