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Would you rather......

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
33,242
3,889
Listen to Barbara Streisand for the rest of your life.

or

Listen to GWB for the rest of your life.
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
12,701
290
VT
Eat Britney

or

Eat glass
You'd have to eat lots of either to gain a record...

This guy prefers glass over french food:

Fifty-six-year-old Michael Lotito of Villars de Lans, France is known as Monsieur Mangetout, Mr. Eat-It-All. For reasons unclear, he began eating small amounts of glass and metal at age nine. Over the course of his lifetime he has consumed seven television sets, six chandeliers, a computer, 18 bicycles, 15 supermarket carts, two beds, a pair of skis, a coffin, and a Cessna airplane. He is able to eat up to two pounds of metal per day, has regular bowel movements, and has never had any serious stomach problems. It should be noted however that recent x-rays discovered a chain and several other pieces of metal still working their way through his digestive system.
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
2,072
0
Tejas
You'd have to eat lots of either to gain a record...

This guy prefers glass over french food:
Shiiiat, I probably have 18 bicycles buried under my skin by now.

That brings me to another...

Would you rather be French

or

Hillary Clinton's balls
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
0
Would you rather have a 1 inch penis

Or

Or a penis of average size, that doubles itself in length each time you have sex.



Would you rather go to prison for 3 years?

Or

Be forced to register as a sex offender for life?

Happy Holidays.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,185
17
TN
Would you rather go to prison for 3 years?

Or

Be forced to register as a sex offender for life?

Happy Holidays.
Would I actually be allowed to perform whichever act gets me registered as a sex offender without having to go to prison?
 

jcook90

Turbo Monkey
Mar 3, 2006
1,211
0
Connecticut
A kid i go to school with is like a devout catholic vegan. We asked him would he rather:

a) Eat an aborted fetus while having premarital sex with a condom, riding a horse, and then kill the horse and eat it afterwards

or

b) die
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
0
Julia Child.

She can probably cook something delicious after.

**Edit, I forgot to 'quote' the post this refers to. But you get it. Basically, I just said I'd like to have sex with Julia Child. Huzzah!**
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
15,267
2,799
I have no idea where I am
Julia Child.

She can probably cook something delicious after.

**Edit, I forgot to 'quote' the post this refers to. But you get it. Basically, I just said I'd like to have sex with Julia Child. Huzzah!**
Julia Child died in 2005...



And if you know that, you've got problems.




Now Martha Stewart on the other hand.....