[BurlyShirley]

Im not talking about a "survival" scenario here... but a totally different situation.

Suppose that you or a close friend were in an accident, and subsequently needed to have an arm or a leg amputated. After the procedure, the doctor is cool enough to let you bring the severed limb home with you.

Would you be willing to cook some meat from yourself or a friend up on the grill, just to see what it tastes like?

Im sure you're thinking "hell no," but stop and consider thoroughly before you answer. Few people in this day and age are able to say they've actually tried human meat before. I mean, it would be a pretty kick ass story to tell. And honestly, people probably taste a lot like pork... which is pretty good. And you'd be saving some money on a meal too. Im pretty sure I would give it a try.

 

[sanjuro]

I just finished reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy. I can't think of nothing more abhorrant.

 

[RUFUS]

It would taste like a very fatty pork with little to no flavor for most Americans. The ones that are fit and trim as well as athletic would taste something like Chicken, snake or frog due to it's fast twitch muscle build.

I don't think that I would try it though.

 

[jasride]

meats meat!!

 

[jimmydean]

Its always sunny in Philadelphia, the hunger!

 

[Serial Midget]

Not while the rest of the carcass is still living.

 

[Nick]

dude ..

 

[Pesqueeb]

No, simply because, and I wish I could find the reference for this, but I read/heard somewhere that there is so much junk/crap/sh!t in our bodies that human meat would not pass even the most basic FDA tests. In short, human meat is not fit for human consumption.

 

[jerseydirt]

You can eat anything with the right amount of sauce.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Hmmm, are we talking about hippies or fat rednecks ?

Organic, hormone-free vegans would probably taste better than some fatass who eats nothing but burgers and chain smokes.

 

[MikeD]

Burly's a meat-gazer.

 

[eric strt6]

Free Range Hippie Chicks taste like Patchoulie Oil with hair

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

A few relevant movies worth checking out :

Parents with Randy Quaid

The Cook, the thief, his wife and her lover

Eat the Rich with Lemmy from Motorhead.

 

[RUFUS]

A few relevant movies worth checking out :

Parents with Randy Quaid

The Cook, the thief, his wife and her lover

Eat the Rich with Lemmy from Motorhead.

Also Ravenous, such a badass movie.

 

[Damo]

I've eaten a lot of weird sht in my time and travels.

I'd say if the scenario allowed it, then yes.

 

[valve bouncer]

Maybe try a special protein shake first Shirl, get the taste for it.

 

[RayB]

If it was my own meat, sure, why the hell not?

If my arm falls off, it's well within my rights to cook it and eat it. It's not any worse than losing an arm in the 1st place.

 

[RayB]

P.S.

I wonder if humans taste like their respective ethnic cuisines....

 

[Bicyclist]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg15821350.900-warning-cannibalism-is-bad-for-your-health.html

 

[MMike]

Would there be fava beans and a nice Chianti?

 

[narlus]

A few relevant movies worth checking out :

Parents with Randy Quaid

The Cook, the thief, his wife and her lover

Eat the Rich with Lemmy from Motorhead.

don't forget the best one of them all.

personally, i wouldn't. there are certain primal taboos that have good reasons. incest isn't for me, either.

 

[jonKranked]

Enough talk. Let's, kill a human.

 

[moff_quigley]

"Hey baby I bet you taste like mayonnaise."

The picture is getting clearer....

 

[TN]

Not while the rest of the carcass is still living.

lol....that would just be bad mojo.

 

[Westy]

I ate a big chunk of my lower lip when a friend punched me in the face after I told him his GF was a raging bitch. Some people just can't handle the truth.

 

[TreeSaw]

Not sure how to respond so I give you?

 

[Upgr8r]

Human

The other, other white meat

 

[Heidi]

I BARELY eat any other animal meat so I voted no.

 

[bitingback]

\In short, human meat is not fit for human consumption.

i must be doing it wrong than.

 

[Total Heckler]

Its always sunny in Philadelphia, the hunger!

Must spread rep.

THE HUNGER!

 

[I Are Baboon]

Anything tastes good fried or wrapped in bacon.

 

[JustMtnB44]

Its always sunny in Philadelphia, the hunger!

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this thread title. One of the best episodes of that show.

 

[ultraNoob]

i must be doing it wrong than.

+rep for making me LOL

Let's not forget Sweeny Todd (just ignore the singing)

 

[TheTruth]

Hey baby want a hotdog?

 

[golgiaparatus]

White or dark meat?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...
personally, i wouldn't. there are certain primal taboos that have good reasons. incest isn't for me, either.

:I'm with stupid: Likewise. It's sort of in the category, for reasons I have not considered in detail, of fvcking a corpse.

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

dude i thought about the pizzaburger in the beer and food forum but that is as crazy as i am willing to get

 

[BurlyShirley]

:I'm with stupid: Likewise. It's sort of in the category, for reasons I have not considered in detail, of fvcking a corpse.

What about Scarlet Johansen's corpse?

 

[Serial Midget]

How did that thought even enter your head???

:I'm with stupid: Likewise. It's sort of in the category, for reasons I have not considered in detail, of fvcking a corpse.

 

[Serial Midget]

Never mind - this sort of makes the above post moot.

What about Scarlet Johansen's corpse?