[golgiaparatus]

Just spaced out for at least 5 min... no thoughts, no attention span... just total blank I actually feel kind of rested.

Whats funny is that I was spacing out on the corner of my desk... just started staring at it for no reason at all. I have a head cold, I think maybe its putting pressure on my brain

 

[Lexx D]

Happens to me daily, I think doctors call it ADD

 

[Fathead]

I was just having an office space moment thinking about the noises around me:

- the buzzing "exit" sign in the hallway whenever I walk down it. Reminds me of those artsy films where a person is in a room and all you hear is the hum of a neon sign or a fan.

- a car alarm in our parking lot. Reminds me of an old Doonesbury cartoon involving a car alarm and a gun.

Good thing your day is over. Go eat some soup.

 

[Tenchiro]

i just lost my stapler, to that damn Lumbergh...

 

[Kihaji]

I've actually been in an interview where one of the interviewers told me her job was to, and I quote, "take the requirements and give them to the engineers". I nearly fell over laughing.

 

[KaTooMer]

Just spaced out for at least 5 min... no thoughts, no attention span... just total blank

Nah, you're just having a bad case of the Thursdays.

 

[Curiouscaptian01]

dude this is how you have to get through a school day, just blank out and from time to time nod a little. Or just sleep

 

[reflux]

My Office Space moment of the month:

I used my coworker's acco to make some holes and discovered it was made by Swingline. Wow, that was some smooth acco'ing; I almost wanted to take it for myself.

 

[Mike B.]

My Office Space moment of the month:

I used my coworker's acco to make some holes and discovered it was made by Swingline. Wow, that was some smooth acco'ing; I almost wanted to take it for myself.

Along those same lines, when I started at my current employer I had a Bostitch stapler that couldn't staple 2 sheets of paper together. I traded for a Swingline and that thing will staple anything in it's path. I love my Swingline.

 

[arsenic]

heh. when i started at my current place of employment someone handed me some plastic stapler. i looked at it and said to the guy, order me a full-sized metal swingline. everyone thought i was an idiot for demanding it. now they all have 'em haha

 

[250ox]

I hear that the Swing lines don't Jam as much

 

[arsenic]

indeed they don't. use anything else and you deserve a sharp stick in the eye.

 

[fuzzynutz]

officially the lamest post ever!

good job