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Wow, we've got an old man in our midst! Happy birthday, Brian HCM#1!

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binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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1,261
NC
The big four-oh. Holy crap.

Can your arthritic fingers still type enough to post "Buy Hope"? Or is Hope going to have to find another cheerleader?
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
Tame Ape said:
1 million dollars down and still aging???
The million dollars on the house is nothing compared to his yearly investments in Botox, Rogaine and hair dye ;)
 

Tame Ape

BUY HOPE!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2003
2,284
1
NYC
binary visions said:
The million dollars on the house is nothing compared to his yearly investments in Botox, Rogaine and hair dye ;)
Vhat?! Is he too good for dis shoe polish?!? It vas good enougfh foor my fasher!
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
You now have a decade for every letter in HOPE.:) Have a good day mate, Rob and Bluebug are making you a special cake I believe.;)
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
I may be old, but I am still younger than BRIAN! ;) :rofl:

Happy Birthday Brian! Hope it's memorable, with many happy returns!
 

bluebug32

Asshat
Jan 14, 2005
6,141
0
Floating down the Hudson
valve bouncer said:
You now have a decade for every letter in HOPE.:) Have a good day mate, Rob and Bluebug are making you a special cake I believe.;)
How did you know I've been up all night baking for the old coot?? :evil:

My foot has been waiting all year to sing happy birthday to your a$$!!

:nuts: :eek: :thumb:
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,203
833
Lima, Peru, Peru
DRB said:
Brian,

Most likely you've lived longer than you have left. Good luck with that.

Sincerely

hahaha. that gotta be the most disturbing, tasteless birthday greeting ever.
aproved x10.

happy birthday!!.
 

dogwonder

Nitro
May 3, 2005
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0
Walking the Earth
anybody else wonder why a guy with over 25K posts hasn't replied to his own bday thread? Ehh...probably has better things to do than hanging out in cyberspace...

Either way, I'll add my wishes. If I make it to 40, I'll be shocked.
 

Brian HCM#1

MMMMMMMMM MAGA!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 7, 2001
32,225
381
Bay Area, California
binary visions said:
The million dollars on the house is nothing compared to his yearly investments in Botox, Rogaine and hair dye ;)
Well, I know I don't have to use the hair dye, Rogaine yes, Botox, give it to me in a meat tenderizer syringe, cause I need lots:cool: