I paid for a month of match.com, but seemed to have tapped out on the chick mining experience with time left on the clock. Now it is time to have some fun. You write my profile "about me" text and I'll post the best ones. Make up anything you want and I'll submit it for approval and posting. They do some screening, probably for key words like "murder" and "futanaria" so keep that in mind. If I get any awesome replies, I'll post them here.