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TheTruth

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I went to a thai restaurant last night and ordered the most spicy dish on the menu. Now, this morning, I put sriracha on my eggs and I could not taste it no matter how much I put on. Is this a super power?
 
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bdamschen

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Nov 28, 2005
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I went to a tai restaurant last night and ordered the most spicy dish they had. Now this morning, I put sriracha on my eggs and I could taste it no matter how much I put on. Is this a super power?
Nope, you're just missing your early warning system for angry ass.

Proceed with caution.
 

DirtMcGirk

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Feb 21, 2008
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Your poor toilet, and underwear for that matter.
This is going to end in splatter ****s.
 

IH8Rice

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Aug 2, 2008
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I went to a tai restaurant last night and ordered the most spicy dish they had. Now this morning, I put sriracha on my eggs and I could taste it no matter how much I put on. Is this a super power?
wtf, you also cant spell and or put a sentence together.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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The actual answer: based on what was probably something extremely spicy from the thai place, your taste buds are probably desensitized temporarily.
 

jonKranked

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Here Jon sits broken hearted
tried to sh!t but only farted
then one day Jon took a chance!
Tried to fart and sh!t his pants.
nah dude it was socal burritos when i first moved there. pretty ruthless. I had to trash my drawers. Luckily it didn't hit my pants so after I cleaned up I just went commando.
 

-BB-

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Sep 6, 2001
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yea that'll do it. Sad thing is, probably wasn't the spiciest they could've made it either. Ask them to make it as spicy as their family would like it.
Yeah.. When I go to some of the taco joints in the Latino neighborhoods here in SoCal (Santa Ana for example) some of that stuff is so hot it will... Well, it will make you do that. ;)
 

boogenman

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Nov 3, 2004
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Am I the only person that does not get anus burn or the poops the next day?

This also reminds me of the White Castle bet I made once. Eat a $hit ton of white castle and drink beer, you will be squirting poop the next day. Not me.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Am I the only person that does not get anus burn or the poops the next day?

This also reminds me of the White Castle bet I made once. Eat a $hit ton of white castle and drink beer, you will be squirting poop the next day. Not me.
those who cannot eat White Castle without pooping cannot consider themselves a true connoisseur
30 is my record
 

Leethal

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Oct 27, 2001
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Am I the only person that does not get anus burn or the poops the next day?

This also reminds me of the White Castle bet I made once. Eat a $hit ton of white castle and drink beer, you will be squirting poop the next day. Not me.
How old are you? It gets worse with age, something to look forward too:eek:
 

TN

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Jul 9, 2002
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Am I the only person that does not get anus burn or the poops the next day?

This also reminds me of the White Castle bet I made once. Eat a $hit ton of white castle and drink beer, you will be squirting poop the next day. Not me.
chiles do not bother me.
white castles make my colon shudder just uttering the words.
 

boogenman

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Nov 3, 2004
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How old are you? It gets worse with age, something to look forward too:eek:
I'm 29 so I think I would know by now.

Nothing at all makes me get the squirts, I will and do eat pretty much anything and I love spicy stuff.

The only time I need to pray for mercy is when I get some bad food into my system.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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Sriracha isn't all that hot. But my tolerance for chilies is ridiculously high.

If you really want to step it up a bit order something double Thai hot. About a month ago I ordered a curry dish at a place that rated Thai hot as 4 stars, I got 8 stars and the waitress brought out some fish sauce loaded with chilies, mmmm.

It usually takes a few visits to a new place for me to convince them that it's ok to light this white boy up.
 

Al C. Oholic

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