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WTF!! My egg mcmuffin has no egg

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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Dammit!! I get to work and unwrap....it's a muffin...with ham (or canadian bacon for you americans) and cheese....NO EGG!!!

    MacDonalds sucks here...
     

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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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  4. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Oh that's right....I keep forgetting...... my ugly thread-egg-lacking soul....
     
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    laura DH_Laura

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    hey, i'm eating an egg mc muffin for breakfast, except i made mine at home. so it's made exactly how i like. and no grubby underpaid teenager has been anywhere near it.
     
  7. BikeGeek

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    I bet it doesn't taste right. I think the secret ingredient comes from unwashed teen hands.
     
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    McDonald's sucks everywhere dude... it's robot food. Think for yourself.
     
  9. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  10. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    is that the one with the perfectly round egg? or the scrambled egg? that perfectly round egg scares me.
     
  11. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I'm pretty sure there are plenty of insect eggs on the egg McMuffin waiting to hatch little worms that will attach themselves to your large intestine.
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    unwashed hands and the spice that makes everything nice, Floor Spice.
     
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    we call it mat spice at my work. take the mats out after lunch. come back in with your hands covered in what looks like pepper, but really, is miniscule bits of food, garbage, and anything tracked in from outside mixed with some hair, and dust. mmmmmmmmmm.
    mat spice. second only to mat juice.
     
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    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    I had a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit for breakfast. Sooo good.
     
  15. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Except their French Fries. :drool: They must cook them in baby fat or something to make them so tasty........
     
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    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    No egg on you McMuffin?!?

    JIHAD!



    LALALALALALA
     
  17. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    did you ask for the poutine substitute?
     
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    I actually went to McD's to get a breakfast sandwich lastweek, I swear it was 1/2 the size of how the use to make them
     
  19. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    They're healthier that way, don't ya know? ;)
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    thats sucks.. but i am not a fan of fast food breakfast anyways..
    it would have never have happened if you had one of these

    Best toaster ever!!!!

    I wound up getting one for mom for her Bday.. she loved it!!!!
     
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    That is almost a cool toaster... All it needs is a "bacon" setting.
     
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    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I was suprised to find it only has 740 calories...

    Only :rolleyes: :blah:
     
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    Crazy Sweeper more COWBELL!

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    I just have a big glass of hotdog water for breakfast
     
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    Hahahaha, that's awesome, those kids at Micky D's are stashing eggs - Halloween is coming you know. :blah:
     
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    So go suck an egg.
     
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    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    That's a lot less calories than I though it would have; considering it has ham, bacon, sausage, eggs, cheese, and probable some mayo. You know something, this is the Homer Simpson sandwich--mmm...clogged arteries.
     
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    two pages of banter from mountainbikers about fast food?

    I thought we were supposed to be athletes? why are we eating that **** anway?

    you guys shuold try something a little healthier... like taco bell...

    :thumb:
     

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    dude, that blows. One time I bought a hotdog and the same thing happened. It was like I was on an anti-atkins diet or something.

    I say deposit a flaming bag of dung at their drivethru window ASAP!
     
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    The egg still came out of a chickens butt! :D
     
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  37. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    your hot dog had no egg? or no meat? :think: one would think that would be hard to miss