What the hell is going on here?
I hate performance art. But I do now want a Ricola.
I hate performance art. But I do now want a Ricola.
WTF? Olympic opening ceremonies...
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Shaun White is gonna kill it. Did you see his practice runs??
Then he's like... I'm just havin fun. 5 days more of practice.
Then he's like... I'm just havin fun. 5 days more of practice.
The "flaming" rollerbladers were a nice touch, eh?
It affirms what we've known about fruit-booters all along.
It affirms what we've known about fruit-booters all along.
This crap really locos.
WTF are you watching it then?
waiting for al queda to strikeWumpus said:
I turned it to NBC.
I saw people pulling around ceramic cows on ice.
Then I saw two ice skaters dressed up in cow outfits.
Then I changed the channel, for good.
I saw people pulling around ceramic cows on ice.
Then I saw two ice skaters dressed up in cow outfits.
Then I changed the channel, for good.
The winter olympic games loco.
SLC pwns joo Torino.
they couldn't get hank williams jr.
Susan Sarandon? WTF?
is she doing curling or ski jumping?
btw, her woman thingies are still nice.
btw, her woman thingies are still nice.
She was North America's "Woman of Distinction" to carry the olympic flag...narlus said:
Why not......hell......anybody...
uh....
...actually, I guess since Rosa Parks died a woman hasnt really contributed anything except good hot meals like she's supposed to. They coulda used cheryl swoops and killed two birds with one stone. Love that diverstity.
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So you took N8's lead on this "loco" thing. You really are a dumb bastard.BurlyShirley said:
Your name is forever synonimous with suck. Deal with it douche.loco said:
Yoko Ono?
This is the worst thing Ive ever seen. Officially.
This is the worst thing Ive ever seen. Officially.
yoko ono...i missed her exhibit in Stockholm in '04. i went to see Mark Knopfler's crayon drawings instead.
did al queda attack yet? i am going to sleep.
did al queda attack yet? i am going to sleep.
No, but Sudan's alpine skiing team was just disqualified for doping.narlus said:
The torch lighting was badass. Didn't see all that pyro coming...
i was laughing my ass off that Senegal and Madagascar were fielding teams.BurlyShirley said:
It's Cool Runnings all over again.narlus said:
WTF is right!! What a bunch of random $hit just thrown together. Flaming inline skaters....athlete's marching in to gay 70's/80's music....a Ferrari spinning donuts in the middle of the stadium. Whoever put this thing together should be the poster child for Adult A.D.D.!
hey the ferrari was one of the few redeeming factors
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No idea what it had to do with winter olympics though
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No idea what it had to do with winter olympics though
That part was pretty cool. Bet it smelled real nice!BSEVEER said:
Is it over yet?
So is it "Turin" or "Torino"? How come we need 67 different spellings for the place?
If one is masculine and one is feminine, they both have a mustache.I Are Baboon said:
why can't these uppity fuggers just stick w/ the ENGLISH names we gave to their cities.I Are Baboon said:
I think they hired the announcers from "Street Fighter 2" to bring in the athletes.
i wonder when Johnson City will be re-named Guang-xhia.
as soon as i perfect my hyduken.narlus said:
I noticed in their performances, they were going all through history. ie. the renaissance.... I wonder why they skipped an event as important as WW2?
All I could think of when those flaming skaters were skating around was that confirms it... most people I see in the local park on inline skates are... well flamers!!! so it fit...
as I was writing the above, I couldn't stop thinking of the time a kid I went to college with (who was kinda a jerk) got the bright idea to put 151 in his camelbak to take with him to diferent functions to mix with whatever was being served, and the one time my friend Jon borrowed a lighter while he wasn't looking and lit the bitevalve when Bill realized what was happening he went screaming trying to fling the pack off before the thing went up... but after he got it off he tried to step on the bite valve to put out the little flame, and it let out a little more, and then Bills shoe was full blaze!!! what a trip!!!
as I was writing the above, I couldn't stop thinking of the time a kid I went to college with (who was kinda a jerk) got the bright idea to put 151 in his camelbak to take with him to diferent functions to mix with whatever was being served, and the one time my friend Jon borrowed a lighter while he wasn't looking and lit the bitevalve when Bill realized what was happening he went screaming trying to fling the pack off before the thing went up... but after he got it off he tried to step on the bite valve to put out the little flame, and it let out a little more, and then Bills shoe was full blaze!!! what a trip!!!
It seems as though I didn't miss much; performance art can be cool, or it can really BurleyShirley.
sometimes it sucks not having cable..
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