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Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
3
Between a rock and a hard place.
"My Bike"

the last time i fell in love
she had red, red, hair and a ring in her lip
she called me "jellybean" while playing basketball
it was so divine... but never like this!

and you are my entity
you are my dream
yeah you're my dream:

lazy saturday like a kitten
in the sunshine warm as arkansas
i was your tires with rose water
after the mud bog i bathe you in my love

you are my entity
you are my dream
you are my dream...

remember the first time i met you
and i spilled apple juice all over you
and you were all wet and sticky
and i took you and i rolled you through the forest
through the mud and leaves and tied you to a tree
and you liked it
next time i met you i sat on you and rolled and rolled and rolled
back to the forest in the mud in the leaves
and i tied you to that same tree
and you liked it in my dream

you are my entity
you are my dream
you are my entity
you are my dream
you're my dream...
(yes, i like my bike that much!)
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
3
Between a rock and a hard place.
There's just one thing
That I love more than anything
I hold it so dear to heart
It has just one gear
And a pair of blue training wheels
A headlight to see in the dark

I li, i, i, ike
My bi, i, i, ike
It's not like other bikes
I li, i, i, ike
My bi, i, i, ike
It's not like other bikes

It has pinwheels
And a purple banana seat
Loud cards in the spokes as they bend That I honk when you're in my way
So I don't run over my friends

I li, i, i, ike
My bi, i, i, ike
It's not like other bikes
I li, i, i, ike
My bi, i, i, ike
It's not like other bikes

I ride my bike to the girl that I like
And she looks at me and my bike
A tear fills her eye as she's filled with great pride
When I ask her to take a ride
Me and my girl
We run all over town on it
My guide is the street and the sun
We stop for a shake
I pretend we'll share all of it
When I hit the eject button

I li, i, i, ike
My bi, i, i, ike
It's not like other bikes
I li, i, i, ike
My bi, i, i, ike
It's not like other bikes