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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,059
12,789
I have no idea where I am
Day before yesterday I soiled brand new grip tape with confirmed fresh bovine manure. Shit was on my clothes, my arm, my bike, my glasses, it was great. It is all worked into the tape and will be a reminder of what happens on the other side of the fence.
When I was a kid living in a very small mountain town in the '70s, my friend and I would ride Honda 50s everyday after school on his grandfather's farm. We would routinely roost and kick cow pies at each other.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,770
Nowhere Man!
Day before yesterday I soiled brand new grip tape with confirmed fresh bovine manure. Shit was on my clothes, my arm, my bike, my glasses, it was great. It is all worked into the tape and will be a reminder of what happens on the other side of the fence.
My friend alex reached out and we poached some goodly trails to make up for my failures, the scratch on my nose healed up just fine...