[jstuhlman]

I just eat them, not read the label. That purple box is a just a distraction on my way to the cookies.

best gs cookie hands down. someone tried to offer a "samoa" beer to me today. horrible. please keep my cookies in my cookies and my beer in my beer (unless you're putting coffee in my stout. that's cool).

 

[jonKranked]

Shortly after corporate minions distributed a pamphlet stating nobody is getting promotions nor raises at this time, the head honcho got on a global webcast saying half of us got raises last year, and the other half will be getting raises this year. Somebody needs to pee in a little plastic cup.

Someone needs to get the "I'm fuckin Lou" treatment

 

[jonKranked]

Just discovered I won Powerball last night, you get the $310m for getting just the powerball right??

Buy RM, build shed

 

[jonKranked]

best gs cookie hands down. someone tried to offer a "samoa" beer to me today. horrible. please keep my cookies in my cookies and my beer in my beer (unless you're putting coffee in my stout. that's cool).

This lesbian couple I know makes the best fuckin weed cookies.

 

[mandown]

Someone needs to get the "I'm fuckin Lou" treatment

I am Jack's sense of bite my shiny, metal ass.

My cubicle.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Shortly after corporate minions distributed a pamphlet stating nobody is getting promotions nor raises at this time, the head honcho got on a global webcast saying half of us got raises last year, and the other half will be getting raises this year. Somebody needs to pee in a little plastic cup.

If you get raises for peeing in a cup, some mother fucker owes me some goddamn money.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Finally got to try Girl Scout Cookies, fucking amazing.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I've been toying with it for several weeks now, but I really think I should quit drinking for a while.

If you've been having some issues with depression, taking a break is definitely a good thing. Long term, regular, if not daily, drinking does cause depression. Which can make one quite angry.

 

[Nick]

I was seriously under the impression that stoney wasn't allowed within 50 feet of girl scouts

 

[stoney]

I was seriously under the impression that stoney wasn't allowed within 50 feet of girl scouts

Asshat.

 

[Toshi]

I feel and look like Hannibal Lecter in this CPAP mask. Weird having a machine blow me up like a balloon.

 

[gonefirefightin]

traded my two fat bikes for a Buell, offically without a bicycle

 

[eric strt6]

Damn girl scouts are at every fucking market shilling that boxed processed sugar cookie crap I feel like doing this to them.

 

[mandown]

If you get raises for peeing in a cup, some mother fucker owes me some goddamn money.

Make Germany great, again.