yea, i'm getting a puppy
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My GF's parents have one of them units....his name is Limo and his wang drags on the ground...I thought it was a pretty cool name.
dh girlie said:
17 is still young for a cat. He'll likely live to 25 if he's an indoor cat. Ours is 8 and the vet commented last year that she looked like a 3-year old. So I guess I'm stuck for another 15 bloody years with this friggin' cat. :mumble:-S.S.-
BurlyShirley
She goes out while I'm at work and stays in the rest of the time. She pretty much just hangs out in the back yard and garage. There was a new guy or a substitute guy at her vet last year or so...and he said no way is this cat 15...you must've gotten her as an adult and whoever gave you to her didn't have the age correct. I was like nope...I got her as a kitten 15 years ago...she looks much younger...she still plays a lot and can still jump up on the 7' fence. It's a she...yes, her name is Zakk, but that's only cuz I wanted a boy cat so I could name it Zakk, but I ended up with her and I was like f it...she's gonna be called Zakk. It fits her well. SHE IS SO CUTE!SkaredShtles said:
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Mullet.....business up front (tooth end), party in the back....
Hit a rough stretch in the getting laid department? Well, be sure to visit your local university quad on a sunny day with that little guy. Purchase a funky miniature hat or sweater for him and bring a frisbee to direct his cute scampering towards the towel of she who moves you.the Inbred said:my mom surpised me today with news of, and a visit to, the new puppy. a male, black and brown dachshund. like this guy:
right now, he's only 2 weeks old, so he's still hanging out with his mom and feeding off her. but in 4 weeks we get to have him.
when we got to the owner's house (a family friend) and i first saw the pups, i felt like a little girl on the inside, but had to retain my calm demeaner on the outside.
Oh come on now...everyone knows weiner dogs aren't frisbee dogs...he'll have to come up with another trick...llkoolkeg said:Hit a rough stretch in the getting laid department? Well, be sure to visit your local university quad on a sunny day with that little guy. Purchase a funky miniature hat or sweater for him and bring a frisbee to direct his cute scampering towards the towel of she who moves you.
True, true, but that is precisely what makes them good wing-men. They run clumsily after the frisbee, hopefully tripping over their ears and tumbling onto the towel of the i-pod listening, bikini-topped hottie. That's called giving up the body for the team and any dog must be trained to make the sacrifice for his owner. Nothing opens the door to the opening of legs like a cute wittle cwumsy puppy. :devil:dh girlie said:
HAHAHAHA! Ok...I see where you're comin from.llkoolkeg said:
that was pretty funny, llkoolkeg.
3 various, random people have said "he looks like a Weagle."
the last dachshund we had was a runt. when he was young, i let him drink some of my milk, then he went and chowed down on his food. his stomach got so big that he couldn't walk for about 20mins. i laughed for most of that time.SilentJ said:
3 various, random people have said "he looks like a Weagle."