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Spears Reveals Pregnancy on Her Web Site
AP | Apr 12

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant.

 

[dexterq20]

Oops I did it again?

 

[MudGrrl]

blech

the kid's gonna come out lookin' like a friggin cheezie poof

 

[narlus]

her fame clock currently reads 14:53

 

[Nate at RIT]

It was me.

 

[reflux]

Did you know you can still have sex until the third trimester?


(bonus points to whoever gets the movie...)

 

[TheInedibleHulk]

Did you know you can still have sex until the third trimester?


(bonus points to whoever gets the movie...)

Dogma... dont test me...

"What are you doing?"
"You said if we had five minutes left to live you would **** me..."

 

[SkaredShtles]

Man, I wouldn't touch that skank with a 10 foot pole.

-S.S.-

 

[reflux]

Man, I wouldn't touch that skank with a 10 foot pole.

-S.S.-

Are you kidding me? I'd hit it; with her it's all about braggin rights.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Are you kidding me? I'd hit it; with her it's all about braggin rights.

I don't even know of anyone I could brag to. All my buds would be givin' me $hit for hittin' skank.

-S.S.-

 

[MMike]

A radio DJ in Seattle said a while back (when she got married...I forget which time), that she had become the white trash she was destined to be.

 

[narlus]

so true.

 

[-dustin]

she's not as hot as Avril, but i wouldn't complain.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Are you guys kidding me? I'd hit as many times as my undoped and fully-lubed john thomas could possibly take! Yeah, she's a dirty girl now but good girls gone bad tend to be the most deliciously wicked in the sack...at least in my fairly modest experience. Hell, I'd hit it even if I had to swear an oath of silence about having done so.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

she's not as hot as Avril, but i wouldn't complain.

huh??
britney = hot blonde ho
avril = unhot watered down goth

 

[clancy98]

you forgot to say that avril is very angry also. and not hot-angry, more like rosie angry

 

[SkaredShtles]

you forgot to say that avril is very angry also. and not hot-angry, more like rosie angry

I still don't know who this "Avril" character is.......

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

Avril:
<snip>

Is she Scottish? She should tone it down on the eyeliner. Wow.

Somebody finds her hot? <shrug>

-S.S.-

 

[-dustin]

i ****in' looooooove the eyeliner. Avril > Britney.

 

[spam16v]

Man, I wouldn't touch that skank with a 10 foot pole.

-S.S.-

i would, but there would be a SWING involved.

 

[TN]

Is she Scottish? She should tone it down on the eyeliner. Wow.

Somebody finds her hot? <shrug>

-S.S.-

canadian.

 

[dh girlie]

This thread is hysterical! good job, you guys...

 

[-dustin]

damnit. wrong thread.