[Tweek]

From the A.P.

Clerk Fooled by Bill With Bush's Picture

GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) -- State police aren't laughing about the person who allegedly passed some funny money - a $200 bill with President Bush's picture on it - at a women's clothing store.

Police on Wednesday charged Deborah Trautwine, 51, with theft by deception, for allegedly passing a bogus $200 bill at the Fashion Bug store in Hempfield Plaza on Aug. 22. There is no such denomination, even without Bush's picture on it.

Police said they didn't know how the clerk was taken in by the ruse, even though several other things about the bill should have been a dead giveaway.

Among other things, the bill had a hokey serial number - DUBYA4U2001 - and didn't bear the signature of the secretary of the treasury. Instead, the bill was "signed" by Ronald Reagan, whose title was "Political Mentor" and by Bush's father, who is listed as "Campaign Advisor and Mentor."

The back of the bill was even goofier.

It depicted the White House with several signs erected on the lawn, including those reading "We Like Broccoli" and "USA Deserves A Tax Cut."

Trautwine's mother said she wasn't immediately available for comment Wednesday and declined to provide her work telephone number.

 

[biggins]

i like broccoli, but not plain, steamed with some melted cheese on it.

 

[Tenchiro]

Haha, I just read that. Remember that chick at Dairy Queen who took another phony bill like that? That one was such an obvious fake the guy couldn't be prosecuted for passing counterfeit money.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Arghghghghghggh. Ok. I'm upping my estimate to 99.999999999999999999999999999999% of the population. :mumble:

-S.S.-

 

[Tully]

That is friggin' hilarious!