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Hey you. Yeah, you -- the thoughtless, dizzy, entitled 40something hipster bitch, who decided to commandeer the 18" aisle of a packed airplane with your yoga routine. Who had no idea that others might not be pleased at having to use armrests that the filthy soles of your boots were all over. Who couldn't comprehend that your neighbors might not appreciate your prodigious ass being shoved in their faces. Who spilled your ****ing granola all over the tray table less than 2 minutes before landing -- and long after you'd been instructed to put that **** away.
You know who you are. You take the most routine, mundane, everyday experiences and find new ways to **** them up, every goddamned day. You're purposefully unaware of how your selfishness and lack of impulse control annoys other people, and couldn't care less when it's brought to your attention. It's as if you wake up in a brand new world every day, so far removed are you from even the most basic precepts of responsible adult behavior and the realization that, yes, the rules apply to you too.
DRIVE next time, you stanky featherheaded hipster cuntrag. I hate you with an icy resolve that would cool the surface of the sun.
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Hey you. Yeah, you -- the thoughtless, dizzy, entitled 40something hipster bitch, who decided to commandeer the 18" aisle of a packed airplane with your yoga routine. Who had no idea that others might not be pleased at having to use armrests that the filthy soles of your boots were all over. Who couldn't comprehend that your neighbors might not appreciate your prodigious ass being shoved in their faces. Who spilled your ****ing granola all over the tray table less than 2 minutes before landing -- and long after you'd been instructed to put that **** away.
You know who you are. You take the most routine, mundane, everyday experiences and find new ways to **** them up, every goddamned day. You're purposefully unaware of how your selfishness and lack of impulse control annoys other people, and couldn't care less when it's brought to your attention. It's as if you wake up in a brand new world every day, so far removed are you from even the most basic precepts of responsible adult behavior and the realization that, yes, the rules apply to you too.
DRIVE next time, you stanky featherheaded hipster cuntrag. I hate you with an icy resolve that would cool the surface of the sun.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
