[LordOpie]

so my girl took me to a yoga class last night... holy crap that stuff is hard. I'm all sore today. One cool thing was a breathing exercise that'll definitely help with cycling.

A funny tho...

I picked up her dog from her dad's house last night and said, "we're going to yoga tonight. I mean your daughter and I. Not the dog and I."

And he said, "of course, the dog is already flexible enough... he can lick his own balls. And isn't that the goal of yoga?"

I said, "If I could lick my own balls, i wouldn't need your daughter."

 

[JRB]

You just couldn't stand jackson owning the gheyest thread of the week could you???

 

[Skookum]

i like the fact that you throw in some good ole fashuned male chauvinist gutter talk to season up the fact that you're participating in one of the most fru fru estrogen filled nancy activities ever created.

It's ok i've been contemplating going myself....

 

[LordOpie]

Speaking of LittleBetty..... what was other stalker's name?

:nonono: I get physically ill when I think of them, so ink: :mumble:

i like the fact that you throw in some good ole fashuned male chauvinist gutter talk to season up the fact that you're participating in one of the most fru fru estrogen filled nancy activities ever created.

It's ok i've been contemplating going myself....

It's not easy and you get to look at hot chicks in tight clothes... when you're not feeling like puking

 

[Skookum]

It's not easy and you get to look at hot chicks in tight clothes... when you're not feeling like puking

Why do you think i attend a weekly spin class.

 

[DRB]

:nonono: I get physically ill when I think of them, so ink: :mumble:

Quit being a drama queen..... so oink and mumble? wtf does that mean?

 

[JRB]

Quit being a drama queen..... so oink and mumble? wtf does that mean?

I think it must mean miSSionary.

 

[jimmydean]

I have never been to a class, but I have tried to follow along with the morning workout they used to have (they may still have, I haven't looked) on the estorgen network.

I was much more flexible before i got old.

 

[LordOpie]

Quit being a drama queen...

ya know what, screw it, here's the situation for all to know...

They've threatened me with a law suit. While I think they have no basis, the fact is, they have a great deal more resources than I do. Even if I counter-sued and won, the money simply wouldn't compensate for the massive headaches and annoyance.

As such, y'all are free to say and do as you please, but I don't want the stress. Hell, I didn't want it before and kept asking them to go away.

:mumble:


PS: Yoga is awesome, give it a try.

 

[urbaindk]

ya know what, screw it, here's the situation for all to know...

They've threatened me with a law suit. .

Yikes. Real sorry to hear that. Good luck with that and with licking your own balls.

 

[JRB]

ya know what, screw it, here's the situation for all to know...

They've threatened me with a law suit. While I think they have no basis, the fact is, they have a great deal more resources than I do. Even if I counter-sued and won, the money simply wouldn't compensate for the massive headaches and annoyance.

As such, y'all are free to say and do as you please, but I don't want the stress. Hell, I didn't want it before and kept asking them to go away.

:mumble:


PS: Yoga is awesome, give it a try.

Pvssy - did you get a letter??? If you didn't get a letter, we don't want to hear it.

Did they actually go away??? We tried to make them want to.

 

[Changleen]

I did power yoga for a while, but it's nothing like as cool as Gymnastics, except for the 'chicks in tight lycra shoving their genital topography in your face' part.

 

[LordOpie]

Yikes. Real sorry to hear that. Good luck with that and with licking your own balls.

Thanks. I think with some effort, I can achieve my dreams.

Pvssy - did you get a letter???

just an email threatening such a letter. an official letter of some sort is the beginning of a headache...

 

[LordOpie]

I did power yoga for a while, but it's nothing like as cool as Gymnastics, except for the 'chicks in tight lycra shoving their genital topography in your face' part.

i tried gymnastics, but my knee wasn't up for it. If I could do it, I'd do capoeira.

 

[Changleen]

What about Tai-Chi or something? Capoeira is OK, but it's kinda 'Californian' if you get my drift...

 

[LordOpie]

What about Tai-Chi or something? Capoeira is OK, but it's kinda 'Californian' if you get my drift...

I did ju-jutsu for six years before moving to Denver... haven't found a school here yet I like despite visiting ~10 of 'em.

But have you seen capoeira performed/studied as they do in Brazil? Nothing Californian about it.

 

[JRB]

Thanks. I think with some effort, I can achieve my dreams.



just an email threatening such a letter. an official letter of some sort is the beginning of a headache...

Yeah - I had one of those headaches a month or so back.

 

[DRB]

I did ju-jutsu for six years before moving to Denver... haven't found a school here yet I like despite visiting ~10 of 'em.

so we have another RM ninja.

 

[LordOpie]

so we have another RM ninja.

pirates > ninjas

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...PS: Yoga is awesome, give it a try.

They offered it at work for a while.
Check on da women in good shape doing interesting maneuvers.
Check on breathing.
Check on flexibility.
Check on strength.

Skooks, it's definitely "fru fru estrogen filled nancy activities", so stay away - you wouldn't like it.

 

[stevew]

Check on da women in good shape doing interesting maneuvers.

I found it hard to concentrate.

 

[ridetoofast]

my last semester at college i needed a 'filler' course so i took yoga.

i had two objectives...stay flexible/work on balance because when you crash on a mtn bike your body bends in ways that god did not intend it to AND to look at/possibly hook up with single/flexible hunnies. well i only achieved one of those. on the plus side it was right across the hall from ballet class which provided some visual entertainment :devil: