[hooples3]

Yesterday I went to visit my wife's 2nd grade class. The cutest little girl comes over to me and asks if id like to hear a joke. she proceeds...

Q:
What do you call a deer with no eyes...
A:
I have no idea!!!!!!!
the class erupts with laughter only like a second grade class can

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs??

A: I still have no idea!!!

the laughter continues..
way to cute..

I need to get me one of those kid thingies

 

[Smelly]

I need to get me one of those kid thingies

go hang out outside any elementary school for awhile. bring candy and wear a trench coat. you'll have hundreds to choose from. and best of all, it's free!

 

[hooples3]

go hang out outside any elementary school for awhile. bring candy and wear a trench coat. you'll have hundreds to choose from. and best of all, it's free!

not really what me and my wife had in mind

 

[BurlyShirley]

That joke wasnt even funny. Kids are so stupid...

 

[stinkyboy]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000399.php

 

[hooples3]

That joke wasnt even funny. Kids are so stupid...

maybe it is funny and you just need it explained :love:

 

[JohnE]

Joke trail for kids...

Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
A blue bucket.

Whats red and looks like a bucket?
(Big set up...)
A blue bucket...in disguise!

Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!

Knocks em dead at the kindergarten, guaranteed!
(I have kids, no pedophile jokes allowed!)

 

[PatBranch]

Dumb kids.....

JohnE's would be funny to tell a kid in kindergarten.

 

[w00dy]

what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no testes.

still no f***ing idear.