[robdamanii]

I checked my messages tonight to find these two gems.

I've gotten some weird messages before, but these are just too damn funny. Anyone want to buy a bible, Sugar??

 

[Dirtjumper999]

hot pink bible? lime green bible? They should make some tye-dye bibles to reach the hippie population.

 

[robdamanii]

The possibilities are ENDLESS!

 

[Skookum]

Haha once you get a load of Jesus in the good book in all it's lime green glory you'll never be able to say you don't believe in him again.

Sugar....:looney:

 

[kinghami3]

lol, real live pictures of Jesus

 

[Big_Papa1080]

i cant think of any words to describe that. thats just weird.

 

[robdamanii]

lol, real live pictures of Jesus

The thing about this woman is that she called me last summer, and in a fit of irritation I asked if the pictures were digital or polaroid after telling her that I didn't believe in Jesus. She was a touch confused, and skirted the issue. I'm still waiting for an answer on that.

 

[MudGrrl]

This is hilarious.

 

[Old Man G Funk]

The thing about this woman is that she called me last summer, and in a fit of irritation I asked if the pictures were digital or polaroid after telling her that I didn't believe in Jesus. She was a touch confused, and skirted the issue. I'm still waiting for an answer on that.

If you talk to her again, keep pressing the issue. I, for one, would like to know what kinds of film/cameras people were using during the first century.

 

[Da Peach]

Is it a coincidence that they're the same colour choices as you get to choose for and iPod?

I wonder if the photos are tastefully done...

 

[MudGrrl]

I wonder if the photos are tastefully done...

well, it's not like he's posin' for Hustler or Juggs

 

[Da Peach]

well, it's not like he's posin' for Hustler or Juggs

Sacriledge!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

He's making out with Muhammed...

 

[robdamanii]

There WERE 3 "wise" men in the manger with the "virgin" mary....

 

[Qman]

hmmm...Now the missionaries are CHARGING possible converts for bibles? Wow. Wait 'til the mormons hear of this.
I love how she says you'll believe in Jesus once you see the pictures of him. Priceless.
She sounds a lot like the "Singing Psychic" that a local radio team had on the air. Going on about Jesus but then telling people their futures in song.
As if you couldn't figure out the URL:
http://www.singingpsychic.com/

 

[bluebug32]

well, it's not like he's posin' for Hustler or Juggs

"Ok, this is Jesus take 2...now if you could just show a little more skin and let the wind pick up that long brown hair... good. Now, untie that robe a little and slip those sandals off....nice...This has Mr. December written all over it..."