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You know those "Real men of genius" ads?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Tenchiro, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Although I am pretty sure that he is lying. :nope: At least that is what I will tell myself so I can sleep from now on...

    Guy fixes computers in exchange for sex

    Sync has a short piece about a 34-year-old guy named "Ray Digerati" who placed an ad of Craig's list that said "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and he says it's been non-stop action ever since.

    Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.

    Do you have a set, um, pay scale?

    No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage.
     

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  2. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    That's just wrong.
     
  3. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    I call BS. I bet he gets less action than I do (none :().
     
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    His clients are probably all guys
     
  5. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    I can see it now...


    "I cleaned up your registry, updated your video drivers and got rid of the Sasser worm. It's hummer time!"


    Yeah riiight! :rolleyes:
     
  6. blt2ride

    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    I bet it's complete BS. However, even the Geek Squad needs some action...:sneaky: