You know those "Real men of genius" ads?


Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
New England
Although I am pretty sure that he is lying. :nope: At least that is what I will tell myself so I can sleep from now on...

Guy fixes computers in exchange for sex

Sync has a short piece about a 34-year-old guy named "Ray Digerati" who placed an ad of Craig's list that said "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and he says it's been non-stop action ever since.

Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.

Do you have a set, um, pay scale?

No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage.


Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
I can see it now...

"I cleaned up your registry, updated your video drivers and got rid of the Sasser worm. It's hummer time!"

Yeah riiight! :rolleyes: