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Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
bluebug32 said:
When you're sitting at your desk and a piece of bark falls out of your ear.




edit: I was riding yesterday and sort of supermaned over a jump and my ear caught the brunt of the fall. :cool:
I think it just means you fall a lot.
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,819
0
Sleepy Hollar
Similar story: A couple of years ago coworker comes up to me and asks me what I'm doing.

"Oh I just punched a tree this morning on the way to work and now I'm picking the bark and pine sap out of this wound." (shows wound to coworker)

"that is disgusting! Ewwww" Coworker leaves. Eyes me strangely from then on.

While on my commute, I had tried a little skinny ledge drop and misjudged the exit angle and smacked a tree that was in the way with my fist. It left a pretty nasty scrape.

Haven't had bark in the ears before. That's a new one. Mud yes, bark no.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
With the invention of the cotton gin, Q-tips have really come down in price you know...
 

fubar5

Monkey
Nov 5, 2001
206
0
Houston, TX
BurlyShirley said:
With the invention of the cotton gin, Q-tips have really come down in price you know...
:rofl: :rofl:

I went to a job interview and forgot to unroll the cuff on the drive side of my jeans. First thing I notice when meeting the manager was her puzzled glances at the cuff, maybe she thought I was gangster or something.
:clue: