You lucky high school students!

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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Third period History just got more interesting with public breastfeeding :D
     

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    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Here is an idea DON'T GET PREGNANT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
     
  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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  4. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    So can the baby daddy take off time for court too?
     
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    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    What other current events have been going on in Denver?
     
  6. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    You don't actually expect American HS students to act responsibly do you?
     
  7. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    I wish they would.
     
  8. ThePriceSeliger

    ThePriceSeliger Mushhead

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  9. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Fixed....unless you're a girl.

    Dammit, that ruined the joke..
     
  10. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Mine does.

    Honor roll student, does her chores, doesn't get in any real trouble.


    You know why? We watch her like the Eye of Sauron.

    She's not allowed to roam around after dark.
    She's not allowed to hang out with her boyfriend alone.
    She's not allowed to have her door closed if she has her boyfriend over.
    We know where she is at all times and we make sure she checks in on her cell regularly.
    If she fvcks up and doesn't call or changes plans without us knowing, we ground her.
    If she wants to go hang at a friend's, we talk to the parents. If they aren't there, she doesn't go.
    If her chores don't get done on time or she misses stuff, she gets none of her small allowance.
    Homework comes first before anything.
    Grades below a B are not tolerated. (She gets mostly A's)
    She must have a part time job before summer.


    And you know what? I don't give a flyin fvck if she's not happy with any of that.
    :D


    Any kid who gets pregnant in school has only the parents (or lack thereof) to blame. Period.
     
  11. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Old school. I approve.
     
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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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  13. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    We're the world's worst parents some days because we enforce those rules plus some on our 12 year old son.....

    according to him.

    But his belt stays above his underwear waistband and he pays for all his Scouting trips out of chore money and he's figured out that mountain bikes are cooler than xbox..

    :clapping:to all the old school parents.
     
  14. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Exactly.
     
  15. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    All of the above is tempered with love. We talk to her, we listen. She respects us and we do the same. It makes all the difference.
     
  16. ThePriceSeliger

    ThePriceSeliger Mushhead

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    We actually have a few pregnate girls at our school, and it's really weird to see that. It really sad as well... I never had those rules at home, but i always did well in school and have never been in trouble with the police or any of that jazz. Kids are insane nowadays, and I don't see how some parents put up with half the **** that happens.
     
  17. SVPPB

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    If you're so slow on the uptake that you can't figure out a condom, then maybe you shouldn't be allowed to graduate from high school. Take the bastards, put them in labor houses, and put the would be mommies to work in the local, state run, whore houses.
     
  18. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    My kid knows that there is nothing she can put past us. The way I grew up (and my wife), we've seen it all and then some. We did most of it too.
     
  19. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    well seeing as how schools preach about abstinence over protection **** like that does happen. i like this idea because it will hopefully mean that less teens who get pregnant will drop out of high school.
     
  20. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I had a girlfriend in high school whose father was like that. I'd bang her in the parking lot where she worked during her lunch breaks.
     
  21. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Would food stamps be accepted there?
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    :shakefist:
     
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  24. SVPPB

    SVPPB Monkey

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    I'd have to think about this.
    On one hand she's not banging you to pay for baby formula.
    On the other, like Ice Cube said in Boyz in da Hood:
    Doughboy: Ho's gotta eat too.
    Shalika: Who you callin' a ho', I ain't no ho'.
    Doughboy: Oops, I'm sorry, bitch.


    You could always try the "protein pickup" and see if they'll take your payment in trade.
     
  25. SVPPB

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    You just threw his entire concept on its ear, and in the process ****ed up the rest of his day. When he puts her in a chastity belt you will become my new personal jeebus.

    Rep given
     
  26. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    :rofl:

    Dude, all you can do is the best you can do. If you've to taught the girl to respect herself, you've done better than 95% of parents out there.
     
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    I approve this post.
     
  28. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    How hard is it to put a condom on? The directions are on the box if you ever have any trouble, hell I think there is a hotline number too if you really are having trouble.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Your best bet is to have her watch your wife give birth. She will either be horrified or want to have one of her own.
     
  30. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    How in the world will that make her want to have her own? OH look mom is screaming and sweating and hey look flesh is being torn too. When can I have a shot at this wild ride called child birth?
     
  31. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    So far I think the constant morning sickness has been a nice deterrent.

    My wife gets dry heaves if she even thinks about something unpleasant.
     
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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Westy the teste

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    Women are wired differently. I just know with my married friends all of them were childless until one of them had a kid, then all my friends wives wanted to have some screaming demon fall out of their vagholes.
     
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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    How does she deal with you?:poster_oops:
     
  35. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    :shocked: :eek:
     
  36. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Y eah I was wondering the same thing
     
  37. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    The thing about daughters is...if they're hot enough, someone is going to get in there eventually. Hell, even if they arent hot enough, dudes will stop at nothing. I hope to god I am mature enough that if I have a daughter, Im not a total idiot/insane about the issue when it finally goes down.
     
  38. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    I have no idea.

    Me: "Hmm...what's on Discovery? Oh hey, wanna watch Dirty Jobs?"

    Her: :mad:
     
  39. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Yeah this might be a problem with me and my daughter. I had a hard time with the losers my little sister would bring around when we were in high school/college. Sarah's in preschool now and she comes home and says "Wyatt hit me today." I want to go kick his little butt for her.
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    One sign we are doing ok (and believe me, it's all fvcking guess work):


    She was going out with one kid that we actually liked, and we told her so. Blond, clean cut, had a job, saving for a Mustang, plays guitar, listens to classic rock, cool parents, etc. Looked great on paper.

    We had him over for dinner and he seemed really cool. Layed back, open, friendly.

    We let her know that we like him and he seemed like a nice kid.

    She dumped him within a few days.

    DOH!


    Then she started going out with an old friend of hers from middle school.
    Short. Kinda obnoxious. Lives w/ his grandparents. Not a bad kid, but not someone we were too stoked about.

    Turns out he is genuinely nice. He is very respectful and seems to be a very good friend to her.

    She dumped the other dude not because we like him, (so we thought) but because he was a total Eddy Haskell. Total jerk when we weren't around. He was physically too pushy with her and she wasn't ready. She stood up for herself and told him to get bent.


    Score one for instilling self esteem.