[Secret Squirrel]

FLDS to sell clothes off their backs...kinda...

Just in time for back-to-school shopping: authentic polygamist prairie dresses.

Apparently, all the publicity surrounding the ongoing investigation into alleged underage marriage among members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints (FLDS) on a Texas ranch has created some serious demand for prairie dresses.

So much so that the FLDS has launched an online store where members of the general public can purchase the dresses, long underwear, and other ranch-wear "as seen on TV."

In the meantime, FLDS women are sewing and selling their way to financial independence.

That's gotta cause some waves...


Good to see lemonade being made...It is the American Way after all...

 

[JohnE]

Holding out for the lingerie line...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Holding out for the lingerie line...

*Crosses Fingers*

 

[JohnE]

You know those chicks put out like nobodys bidness, makin babies all over the place...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

You know those chicks put out like nobodys bidness, makin babies all over the place...

"So is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

 

[jimmydean]

Holding out for the lingerie line...

That's hawt.

Nothing is as hawt as HUGE panties.

 

[ohio]

"So is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

9 kids, dude. The vejayjay may be able to spring back from 2, 3, maybe even 4, but 9?

Nine 7 pounds logs shoving their way down that pipe. I don't know how "big" of a man you are, but if you're swinging 7 pounds... mad respect, yo.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

9 kids, dude. The vejayjay may be able to spring back from 2, 3, maybe even 4, but 9?

Nine 7 pounds logs shoving their way down that pipe. I don't know how "big" of a man you are, but if you're swinging 7 pounds... mad respect, yo.

They don't call me "Old Growth Sequoia" for nothin'....