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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by Spero, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    ROFL

    I dunno, but judging by the rack on the dude/chick in the photo, you HAD to know something was up. Not to mention the face, arms and shoulders...jeez.
     
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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I bet she took the assault like a man.
     
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  3. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    He liked women, but his fetish was adam's apples...
     
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  4. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    :poster_oops: :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy, eh? :D
     
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  6. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Really, if you're into hetero-anal, what's the difference? Except, of course, her well-muscled back...
     
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  7. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    the ass hair, manly voice, and stubble burn on your 'taint would also be important differences... not to mention the dangle (or surgical scar as it may be :busted: ) down under.

    :pirate2:
     
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  8. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    The give-away is always the hands, it's always the hands.:heavy sigh:
     
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  9. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Posh Spice is a guy??
     
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  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Reciprocating?
     
  11. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    WTF is a "bloke" ?

    Sounds gross.
     
  12. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    father's little helper?
     
  13. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    it's when sanjuro's dick won't work.
     
  14. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Got to the bottom faster than Michelle Dumaresque...
     
  15. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Uh... his/her boob job ain't straight. Thats all.
     
  16. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Ah, THAT explains your flight to Asia...
     
  17. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Funny you should say that.....

    My last 3 trips home have been with a stopover in Singapore, the previous two were hotel, a bite to eat, a beer or two, sleep and back to the airport the next morning. This one was different, oh so very different. This one had Ken.

    Now Ken is a mate of mine, he was the first Australian guy I met in Japan so I've known him for 10 years or so. Last year he moved to Singapore and I said that if I go thru Singapore on my next trip we'll go out for a night on the tiles.

    Well I arrived in Singapore and took a cab to Ken's place, had a quick wash of the tricky bits and hit the town. First stop was a nice little bar/restaurant for a bite to eat. "Right" said Ken after we'd finished, "time for the 4 floors". The Four Floors of Whores is famous in Singapore and can be googled. The name is more than descriptive, basically it's a building with four floors of bars that are full of whores.

    I had S$150 (US$110) in my pocket. "Not enough", Ken shook his head, "the piss is expensive here". It certainly is, the cheapest beer was I think S$12. "I think we'll hit the lady-boy bar first, I've got a thing for 'em lately". Righto Ken, you're leading this expedition I nod.

    It was still early so the joint wasn't exactly pumping, we got our beers and were watching a creature of some description up on stage vibrating to karaoke. Two things appear at our sides, Vietnamese apparently, so we have a chat. Ken's is rough, but mine looks alright. She says "you think I'm pretty?", gorgeous I say. "What you think of this" and whips up its T-shirt to display a perfect set of fully paid for knockers. "Beaut" says Ken, enthused, "couldn't tell" I choke, trying to stop the beer exiting the nasal cavities. "You feel", more of a command than an invitation. Suitably firm, Ken then goes off with the other one to conduct some sort of transaction in the smoking room, leaving me to chat with Mr Tits.

    Now the big question in these bars is always "have they had the chop?" and being a virgin (cough, cough) in this field I don't quite know how to approach this seemingly delicate question. Sensing my discomfort it comes closer, providing confirmation "Pussy tight" it rasps, "but arsehole tighter". Not much you can say to that but I manage to splutter "well, better than the other way around I suppose". Fortunately at that moment Ken comes back and saves me but that was just the start. What a great night, spent about US$250 all up, including a number of drinks for the girls, but with my knob kept firmly, very firmly at times, in my duds I assure you but with many more stories to tell.

    Apparently the 4 floors will be torn down soon. A crying shame.
     
  18. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Don't fret--they're replacing it with a postal-themed joint called "MaleBox."
     
  19. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Go-Postal would be more appropriate.
     
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    FrontRangeDH Monkey

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    No wonder she only let him hit it from behind...

    That's no weiner, that an enlarged cl!t
     
  21. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    lol


    Must spread rep.