[AngryMetalsmith]

Every time I've been stalked by a cougar I definitely didn't try to run it off.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I've seen one riding a bike that at first thought "holy crap that's a big coyote". Got closer then had to do the bike over head dwid dance while screaming in english (the cat's native tongue). I walked away.

Then more recently I've seen two kits crossing the road as I rounded the corner on a dirt road........never saw mom.

Fuck those things. Cats suck.

Was it riding the bike well?

 

[djjohnr]

 

[jonKranked]

Way back in the 80's I was a busboy at The Warehouse Inn in Parker Colorado and worked with an older waitress named Ruby. Once a year Ruby would throw a huge all night summer party at her house in Kiowa.The year I was invited Ruby had 3 mountain lions as pets which she kept caged outside her house. This is as close as I have ever been to a really big cat, they pretty much just layed around and followed you with their eyes.

this story did not take the direction i was hoping.

 

[4130biker]

this story did not take the direction i was hoping.

Me neither, but it could be a case of a "cougar" owning actual cougars, which is pretty much /thread material.

 

[jonKranked]

Me neither, but it could be a case of a "cougar" owning actual cougars, which is pretty much /thread material.

Xzibit approved.

 

[Fool]

Threatened once by a turkey at Mountain Creek.

Flashed once by a NJ cougar on the lift there as well.

Both equally terrifying.

 

[CBJ]

And yet you went on to make sweet sweet love to both of them.

 

[kidwoo]

Was it riding the bike well?

Horribly. Fish out of water if you will.

 

[boostindoubles]

Some kitty tracks, about a month ago.

 

[Serial Midget]

this story did not take the direction i was hoping.

I was 16 and Ruby was kind of like a Dolly Pardon who facilitated under age drinking... oh I see what you were thinking.

 

[jdcamb]

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Some kitty tracks, about a month ago.

Please don't get eaten. Thanks Jim

 

[oldfart]

Gaaaaaa. Vivacious is Latin for schnoobs sagging to my waist. Old broads that know what they want. Yeah haven't had sex in years and horny as all get out. Not sure if a cat or one of these desperate broads is more scary.