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Your favorite really obscure metal band.

oly

skin cooker for the hive
Dec 6, 2001
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HTFR said:
GG Allen once did a record and the cover was an out line of his dong. he had his girlfriend help him out with it. he is by far the archetype of all that is wrong, and done with such sincerity. as terrible as it was... that man could put on a show like no one else, like rolling around naked in broken glass for an entire set!

oh and for those who may not know, the guitar player for pantera was shot. then the murderer was later shot by a police officer.
GG allen! The king of disgust. I have the MaximumR&R amg with the picture of him in his coffin.

The mentors are a close second in all that is wrong.
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
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behind the viewfinder
i think i have a today is the day single somewhere...i'll try to dig it out and give a listen. another amphetamine reptile band around the same time as TITD was Hammerhead. they were awesome. really tight, loud, psycho rock. saw 'em on a bill w/ helmet and the cows.

the cows were a hoot. shannon came out w/ rat traps hanging off his ears, a homemade haircut which looked like it was done by ray charles in the middle of a grand mal seizure, and a sharpie drawing of a chicken neck/head coming out of his pants.
 

oly

skin cooker for the hive
Dec 6, 2001
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Witness relocation housing
narlus said:
i think i have a today is the day single somewhere...i'll try to dig it out and give a listen. another amphetamine reptile band around the same time as TITD was Hammerhead. they were awesome. really tight, loud, psycho rock. saw 'em on a bill w/ helmet and the cows.

the cows were a hoot. shannon came out w/ rat traps hanging off his ears, a homemade haircut which looked like it was done by ray charles in the middle of a grand mal seizure, and a sharpie drawing of a chicken neck/head coming out of his pants.
Their website has a media link that has MP3's from each record you can DL. Worth the time to get.

I remember Hammerhead, and also I saw the cows once. Living in Portland in the mid to late 90's was great, plus i had 4-5 friends at the time in bands around town i got to see alot of good music.
 

Hello Kitty

Monkey
Nov 25, 2004
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Houston
Genotortures they opend up for a Danzig show here in Houston back in 94 or 95 i think besides GWAR they were about the silliest band i've ever seen.
 

COmtbiker12

Turbo Monkey
Dec 17, 2003
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Colorado Springs
oly said:
Their website has a media link that has MP3's from each record you can DL. Worth the time to get.

I remember Hammerhead, and also I saw the cows once. Living in Portland in the mid to late 90's was great, plus i had 4-5 friends at the time in bands around town i got to see alot of good music.
Hammerhead kicks ass! :evil:
 

BuddhaRoadkill

I suck at Tool
Feb 15, 2004
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Chintimini Bog
Yob
or
Victims of Internal Decay
or not so obscure but rad ..
The Accused
or not from the PCNW
Kreator


... and with that I'm abstaining from any more metal threads.
Ya bastages are giving me flash backs. :dancing:

your either too old to be participating or too young to know
:geezershakingcane: ;)

edit: and apparently I'm to drunk to spell.
 

Hello Kitty

Monkey
Nov 25, 2004
432
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Houston
Pedalist said:
Fu-Manchu
the mighty Fu-Manchu is "stoner rock" AkA "fuzz rock" and i don't really consider them Metal along with Kyuss, Nebula, Orange Gobblin, Alabama Thunder Pussy, Monster Magnet etc...now bands like Clutch and Bongzilla are on the cusp of metal-stoner rock there are distinct differences.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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llkoolkeg said:
Man, I miss them. One of the best Santa Barbara bands ever.
Damn shame for the singer to die in that car accident.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
Zark said:
Man, I miss them. One of the best Santa Barbara bands ever.
Damn shame for the singer to die in that car accident.
"I Jus Lie" is to this day one of my favorite metal songs of all time.

"I Jus' Lie"

I Jus' Lie like your type
I'm telling you what you want to hear
(or do you really take me true?)
It's what you need to feel before you
spread them legs for me

Although I look your way
you start to play your games again
And no I really don't wanna hear it

Now come here
Shutup
You think this is real?

Cause I jus' lie
When I speak
About the sexual prowess I got
(you know I'm really not that great in bed)
10 seconds down
'bout 8 seconds longer than I got for you

Needed some quick relief and all I got was grief again
I guess I shoulda seen it comin'

Now shutup
Lie down
Put ya' to the test
(how'd ya guess)

I Jus' Lie
Well this choice is not just, mine
I Jus' Lie
And I don't make ties that bind

I've seen the games you play
And I'm wishin' you'd go away
No there's something I must find
Explain the reason why
I jus Lie

And I'm tired
Of this fvcking eggshell walk
(yeah like you did ME a favor)
You think for one good screw
I'd trust someone like you at all?

Myself I know the excuse
So sorry you got used again
And of course I'll call you later

Now shutup
Get out
This one fell short
(you wonder why?)

I Jus' Lie
Well this choice is not just, mine
I Jus' Lie
And I don't make ties that bind

I've seen the games you play
And I'm wishin' you'd go away
No there's something I must find
Explain the reason why
I Jus' Lie

--Straight white male--
--in search of bisexual female--
--for love relationship--
--long walks on the beach--
--a good book in front of the fire--
--and lots and lots of anal sex--
--send photo--

I
I Jus' Lie
I Jus'
I Jus'
I Jus' Lie just to fvck you
I Jus'
I Jus' Lie

I
I Jus' Lie
I Jus'
I Jus'
I Jus' Lie just to fvck you
I Jus'
I Jus' Lie

(soon as my dick does your mouth you're goin' south)
(soon as my dick does your mouth you're goin' south)
(soon as my dick does your mouth you're goin' south)
(soon as my dick does your mouth)

I
I Jus' Lie
I Jus'
I Jus'
I Jus Lie just to fvck you
I Jus'
I Jus' Lie

I
I Jus' Lie
I Jus'
Soon as my dick does your mouth you're goin' south
Soon as my dick does your mouth you're goin' south
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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corey_dcstreet said:
Karma To Burn

canyon-deep instrumental metal from west-by-god-virginia.
Not so metal, but godamn those boys rock.

No singer, and all their songs are titled by number. Awesome.
 

Kiltim

Chimp
Nov 6, 2004
63
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Okinawa, Japan
caboverpete said:
I almost forgot The Locust and probably the best band you never heard of... His Hero is Gone

The Locust. I think like half their band members switched back and forth from The Locust to Cattle Decapitation hehe
:devil:
 

mmaddmark

Monkey
Feb 24, 2004
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the band NECROPIA. cuaz they jest hired me to play drums...heheh... shameless self promotion
 

bohica

Chimp
Jun 15, 2002
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just south of everywhere
how about, hypocrisy, vader, rotting christ, lamb of god, propain, dark tranquility, october tide, molested senses, blood red throne, mortician, third moon, serpentia, aeternus, novembers doom, age of ruin, forest of impaled, godgory, paganizer, bloodbath, I could go on but I'll give someone else a turn.
 

FlipSide

Turbo Monkey
Sep 24, 2001
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Carcass
Cynic
Cathedral
Napalm Death (not really obscure...more iconic I would say!)
Dismember
Brutal Truth
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Hello Kitty said:
now bands like Clutch and Bongzilla are on the cusp of metal-stoner rock there are distinct differences.
I saw Bongzilla open for Monster Magnet on the last tour and the only thing they have going for them is a somewhat humorous name. Other than that they blow chunks.