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your first time? [poll]
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My dad got me a Peruvian hooker when I turned 12.
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Brian HCM#1 said:
thats very admirable loco. youve just gained some respect points in my bookloco said:
Sometime soon hopefully. I've got a few years before I can get **** for it still though.
i lost mine in 7th grade. but i lived in alpine. if you live near san diego you know thats a good excuse.
Best loosing their virginity story is my ex lost his at 14 when he and a few of his friends went to Tijuana to buy some hookers. But 12 has got that beatWesty said:
Worst story is my friend just lost her's this summer to a guy she was dating. She is 22 and they did it only a few days before he moved to Prague (thinking they'd be together forever, or something). When he got there he sent her an email that he wanted to see other people. Now that would have to suck.
I always like the shipping off to Iraq tomorrow and then you just never call them back
hehehe....Well, he is a good friend of mine too. I think he has some weird issues going on too (but that's a whole different thread). It is just ironic that she waits for an awesome guy and it turns out to go so wrong so fast(remember they were in a committed relationship).Changleen said:
I never took a whole bunch of stock in thinking my first time would be special or with someone special.
the 1st chick I did it with was a nympho, at the time I thought all chicks wanted it as much as her......caused a few issues with the next few girls I dated
15.Brian HCM#1 said:
What's the national average now....isn't it around 13?
well my first time was in a dream
Uh the Peruvian hooker thing was a joke.kizzi77 said:Best loosing their virginity story is my ex lost his at 14 when he and a few of his friends went to Tijuana to buy some hookers. But 12 has got that beat
Worst story is my friend just lost her's this summer to a guy she was dating. She is 22 and they did it only a few days before he moved to Prague (thinking they'd be together forever, or something). When he got there he sent her an email that he wanted to see other people. Now that would have to suck.
My real first time was with a hot 19 year old teaching assistant in the broomcloset in 10th grade.I knew it is was a joke, but my ex's hooker story isn't...I think your real story is a rival for the best I've heardWesty said:Uh the Peruvian hooker thing was a joke.
That was a joke too. My first time was with my girlfriend in the basement of my brothers house.kizzi77 said:I knew it is was a joke, but my ex's hooker story isn't...I think your real story is a rival for the best I've heard
I was 15, she was 18. On my parents waterbed. Good times. 
hmmm...vaguely reminiscent of someone here in WA....Mary....ummmm...Mary Kay....hmmm...what was it.....oh yeah....Letourneau .....Villi!!??? is that you!????!!!Westy said:Uh the Peruvian hooker thing was a joke.
Ug....keeps going down in quality....sigh....I guess I'll go watch Barely Legal 107 now to get back in the mood....sigh....:mumble:Westy said:
So then why did it take you to 21?robdamanii said:
So then why did it take you till 21 to get some besides your hand?robdamanii said:
did he let you keep her?Westy said:
If it makes you feel better we did it while riding the unicorn my brother kept in his basement.kizzi77 said:Stop telling me lies!!! You know I'm a girl and believe everything someone tells me...I'm also fragile so this may cause me to start to cry at any minute
Westy said:
That's funny....
I lost my virginity when I was twelve...
(That's what I told my mother when she asked me about it, and when I answered.. she about hit the roof)
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my story is close, but it involved the neighbor's pool and his pet narwhal.Westy said:
Wow, Rob's right hand has been with 6 people already. Maybe I should go get tested, so I don't contract any strange hand diseases
Is that where NARlus came from?narlus said:
narlus said:my story is close, but it involved the neighbor's pool and his pet narwhal.
Reminds me of a joke who's punchline is something like:
Transporting mynahs across sated lions for immortal porpoises.
if you've met me, you might notice i walk a bit funny.Westy said:
A) Nice double post.Brian HCM#1 said:
B) See my previous post.
C) It was a joke.
D) Why have 6 people lost it to my hand????
If your curious, Mack isn't getting any. Sure... The girl is cute, but Mack has less game than someone in the Special Olympics.
I lost mine in a dorm room, I was 13, and it was at a summer school thing. Scary as hell seeing as I didn't know what to do. We ended up doing it 3 times in the week I was there, and I never talked to her again.
Since then it is all kind of the same, some here and there, but nothing can compair to one of my sisters friends who is 20, and it was AMAZING! We started in a swimming pool, then to a bed, then bathroom, then shower, then couch, then finished in bed, and I passed out.
I lost mine in a dorm room, I was 13, and it was at a summer school thing. Scary as hell seeing as I didn't know what to do. We ended up doing it 3 times in the week I was there, and I never talked to her again.
Since then it is all kind of the same, some here and there, but nothing can compair to one of my sisters friends who is 20, and it was AMAZING! We started in a swimming pool, then to a bed, then bathroom, then shower, then couch, then finished in bed, and I passed out.
Wow, Rob's right hand has been with 6 people already. Maybe I should go get tested, so I don't contract any strange hand diseases
He should probably stop hanging out in truck stop bathrooms.bluebug32 said:Wow, Rob's right hand has been with 6 people already. Maybe I should go get tested, so I don't contract any strange hand diseases
Meh. I don't think anyone should be giving anyone else crap for when or how long it took.
My first time was when I was 19 with a random girl from a party. Frankly, I wish it hadn't been. I didn't chase girls a lot in high school and after high school, I felt like it was something I should have done already - so I did it, at a party, and wondered afterwards why I bothered. It wasn't really fantastically satisfying, and just induced worries afterwards (even though I was safe).
Many people I know say they weren't mature enough to handle it when it happened - not that they couldn't handle "the first time", but it opened up a new world and new set of responsibilities that they weren't prepared to deal with. So many of these people get pregnant or contract a disease.
Not hatin' on the players, of couse - everybody should do their own thing - but people need to approach things at their own pace.
That said, I don't think anyone is too young for Rob's hand.
The version I heard, N8, was "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises".
My first time was when I was 19 with a random girl from a party. Frankly, I wish it hadn't been. I didn't chase girls a lot in high school and after high school, I felt like it was something I should have done already - so I did it, at a party, and wondered afterwards why I bothered. It wasn't really fantastically satisfying, and just induced worries afterwards (even though I was safe).
Many people I know say they weren't mature enough to handle it when it happened - not that they couldn't handle "the first time", but it opened up a new world and new set of responsibilities that they weren't prepared to deal with. So many of these people get pregnant or contract a disease.
Not hatin' on the players, of couse - everybody should do their own thing - but people need to approach things at their own pace.
That said, I don't think anyone is too young for Rob's hand.
The version I heard, N8, was "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises".
Because you like boys?robdamanii said:
You have homosexuality on your mind an awful lot. Anything you'd care to tell us?Brian HCM#1 said: