Refreshing isn't it?
Your useless Friday Quiz: Religion
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If you are an atheist you are a secular humanist (logic/science over spirituality). Agnostic and atheist is not the same thing.
while you have the time, might want to start working your way up from slightly annoying fistulas to 40 gallon lava colonics
What an F'n pussy!!!!! Your wife should worship you and bring you beer. No wonder you struggle like you doI worship the Goddess that is my wife, the nectar that is beer, and the sanctity of my bikes.
I'm not a fan of any religion.
If a person lives its a miracle and everyone thanks god for helping them survive.
If a person dies they say its god's will.
What if the person who died was a much better person then the one who lived. Saying that god helped this one live and not that one, is nothing but BullSh!t.
What has religion given us, oh year holy wars between christians and muslims and now a holy war of muslims against everyone. If you don't believe what someone else believe, they will either convert you or kill you "Crusade & Spanish Inquisition"
The only good thing religion does for everyone is that the people who believe in it do good thinking that this will buy them a ticket into a better life when they die. Whats wrong with doing good just to do good?
If you think there's a better place when you pass from this life let me remind you of the children's song "The worms craw in the worms craw out, they craw in skinny and craw out fat"
Rant over
Whoah Whoah Whoah. Take that talk elsewhere. Right now we are focusing on lava enemas.
That can't possibly be a childrens' song because it doesn't rhyme.
I thought it was "the worms crawl in, the works crawl out. The worms play pea-knuckle (sp?) on your snout"?
I like that one
Fixed. Where the hell did you grow up that the kid's songs didn't rhyme?!?
I can't get mine to work. The magma keeps turning solid. I'm going to have to put it in the micrwave. If that doesn't work I just have to use frozen burrito filling.
i think it's pinochle.
sounds like you're having problems with the insulation; you need a well insulated tube to help keep it hot as you shoot the magma up your cornhole.
It's for cleaning your SOUL!!!
I guess it resides in yor butt if you're a godless heathen.
Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by,
That you might be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
And bury you down about six feet deep
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
And all goes well, for about a week,
And then the coffin begins to leak!
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A great big worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what worms eat when you're dead.
or
The worms that crawl in are lean and thin
The worms that crawl out are fat and stout
Old age makes you forget the things that really matter
****. I've failed in so many ways.
You keep yours next to the bowling trophies too?
Next to my pinochle championship trophies
Well, that's a dumb way to spell it!
NICE. I never knew there was so much more to it. You must be pretty old. BTW, what was Moses really like?
Colon. Godless heathens have ****ty souls. ****ty souls make their homes in your colon.
That's not correct. Being a secular humanist is not a necessary consequence of being an atheist. Stalin is a great example of that point.
Agnostic and atheist aren't the same thing technically, but it's quite often used interchangeably in everyday discourse. Many people with no religious feelings call themselves agnostic to avoid pissing off the more religious types that walk among us. Basically, many agnostics are too polite to tell the children that Santa doesn't really exist...
Good to know - I was about to go out and buy some ex-lax.
YahBut, where do you stand on lava enemas?
I :heart: Friday's around here!
Last time I got a lava enema, all I could do was stand
You really should squat, it's easier that way.Last time I got a lava enema, all I could do was stand
I always thought he was strange saying he could talk to animals and stuff. He kept talking about this flood the voices told him about. I think they had him committed to a mental institution up in Kyro somewhere. After they took him away all the animals he had where slaughtered and there was a huge BBQ. Have you ever had griffin eggs, if not your really missing out.NICE. I never knew there was so much more to it. You must be pretty old. BTW, what was Moses really like?
I went through a phase where I was really into ass play. I shoved a grilled cheese sandwich up there once. I'd imagine a lava enema would feel somewhat like that...
I think the Unitarians are pumping some money into this quiz 
As for me, I think I'll keep going to brunch on Sundays.
As for me, I think I'll keep going to brunch on Sundays.
Well how were you supposed to know? Nope. Never Griffin eggs. I knew Merv had a talk show, but he laid eggs too? Amazing.
And you would be correct.
i keep forgetting you're an ex-jesuit
Imagine that. Two people in the world who have stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches into their rectums and we have them both on Ridemonkey.
I love this place.
God didn't believe in himself; he believed in the Republican Party.
and at the other extreme of the spectrum, red rabbit who would just as well have grilled cheeses and rectums removed from the world altogether.
i call bull$hit: that seems like an awful lot of work to do what you get with a can of cheesewhiz, or some jarlsberg & a pastry bag.