Zillow is lit thread
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I usually ask them if their offer is a blowjob
I've "sold" two houses I don't actually own (not blowjobs unfortunately).
Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.
You could, theoretically, strip all that stuff, burn it, and just plaster the walls or something, right?
I'd begin with a few sticks of dynamite.
Looks like a coffin was here.Salida, here we come!
We could buy, like, 7 of these!
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I...I...sort of like it.
I dont care what anyone posts here anymore. Outside of a legit chainsaw murder scene, there's just no followup after that davew link.
Thanks dave. Thanks a lot. You've ruined christmas
Thanks dave. Thanks a lot. You've ruined christmas
Hmmmmm
I'm with you, m8. Fuck Christmas. Every year I get more irritated by the whole pile of shit...Time for me to do a victory lap!
#MyWarOnChristmsIsReal
SHEEEEEEEH!!!
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My price guess would have bought the driveway...maybe.
I'd schedule a viewing just to punch the person who wrote thatSHEEEEEEEH!!!
Cashflow Real Estate Investor on Instagram: "Gen-z selling to gen-z :)"
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Two things.
1. Why wouldn’t the pool face west towards the ocean and sunset? Living room views more dramatic facing out?
2. Can you even walk down to the water to swim or surf?
1. privacy, keep sand out, catch the sunrise on that side?
2. no people build houses on the beach to hide from the beach. There's shit like that on tahoe too. Probably a 1million dollar permit to build the staircase because CA
I really don’t like the ‘Gulag-Chic’ drab concrete wall look. Ever.
if i were a neighbor to that pile of shit i would have torched when it was being framed....
Framed?
Concrete and steel don't burn too well until the place is furnished.
Wooden concrete forms burn quite well. But let’s be honest this only slows things down. I would have to do research but sabotaging the rebar with the electrical ground combined with a oxidizing agent would make for a slow destruction and eventual total loss.
How about if I invent a very localized earthquake machine?
Or hear me out. A laser you could shoot from space…..,,,
I'm so proud of you guys
Ok I plain just don't get it?????
Is bargain yes??????
Is bargain yes??????