[kidwoo]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6836-N-36th-St-Phoenix-AZ-85018/7809607_zpid/

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You don't say.....

 

[kidwoo]

I always get calls on my house. When they ask if I’m interested in offers. I tell them “ridiculously overpriced offers” or I ask if they are “over paying”. They never are.

I usually ask them if their offer is a blowjob

I've "sold" two houses I don't actually own (not blowjobs unfortunately).

 

[junkyard]

I usually ask them if their offer is a blowjob

I've "sold" two houses I don't actually own (not blowjobs unfortunately).

Well I’ll be anxiously awaiting their next call now. Thanks.

 

[jimmydean]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5603-Winslow-Rd-Franklin-TN-37064/2060108262_zpid/

 

[DaveW]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

 

[Jm_]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

You could, theoretically, strip all that stuff, burn it, and just plaster the walls or something, right?

 

[StiHacka]

You really won't know where to begin with this one.

I'd begin with a few sticks of dynamite.

 

[Sandwich]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

 

[6thElement]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

Did not know @Pesqueeb was moving.

 

[DaveW]

Did not know @Pesqueeb was moving.

 

[mandown]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

On my way with a briefcase of money.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

Sign checks out.

 

[4xBoy]

Salida, here we come!
We could buy, like, 7 of these!

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Looks like a coffin was here.

 

[scrublover]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

I...I...sort of like it.

 

[Westy]

Anyone here have a headache and sore eyeballs?
No one?
Oh let me fix that...... enjoy the interior decorating delights that wait you, from the barbie doll chandelier to the.... WTF EVEN IS THAT!!!!!!
You really won't know where to begin with this one.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6150-Turret-Dr-Colorado-Springs-CO-80918/13578873_zpid/

 

[kidwoo]

I dont care what anyone posts here anymore. Outside of a legit chainsaw murder scene, there's just no followup after that davew link.

Thanks dave. Thanks a lot. You've ruined christmas

 

[DaveW]

Time for me to do a victory lap!

#MyWarOnChristmsIsReal

 

[Changleen]

This thread is way better than the car thead.

 

[rideit]

I'd begin with a few hits of liquid acid.

Hmmmmm

 

[jimmydean]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/532-Neptune-Ave-Encinitas-CA-92024/16713012_zpid/

 

[SkaredShtles]

Time for me to do a victory lap!

#MyWarOnChristmsIsReal

I'm with you, m8. Fuck Christmas. Every year I get more irritated by the whole pile of shit...

 

[mandown]

SHEEEEEEEH!!!

Cashflow Real Estate Investor on Instagram: "Gen-z selling to gen-z :)"

174K likes, 2,118 comments - cashflow.investor on December 14, 2022: "Gen-z selling to gen-z :)".

www.instagram.com

 

[6thElement]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/532-Neptune-Ave-Encinitas-CA-92024/16713012_zpid/

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My price guess would have bought the driveway...maybe.

 

[kidwoo]

SHEEEEEEEH!!!

Cashflow Real Estate Investor on Instagram: "Gen-z selling to gen-z :)"

174K likes, 2,118 comments - cashflow.investor on December 14, 2022: "Gen-z selling to gen-z :)".

www.instagram.com

I'd schedule a viewing just to punch the person who wrote that

 

[rideit]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/532-Neptune-Ave-Encinitas-CA-92024/16713012_zpid/

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Two things.
1. Why wouldn’t the pool face west towards the ocean and sunset? Living room views more dramatic facing out?
2. Can you even walk down to the water to swim or surf?

 

[kidwoo]

Two things.
1. Why wouldn’t the pool face west towards the ocean and sunset? Living room views more dramatic facing out?
2. Can you even walk down to the water to swim or surf?

1. privacy, keep sand out, catch the sunrise on that side?
2. no people build houses on the beach to hide from the beach. There's shit like that on tahoe too. Probably a 1million dollar permit to build the staircase because CA

 

[OGRipper]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/532-Neptune-Ave-Encinitas-CA-92024/16713012_zpid/

Does it come with a Gwynth Paltrow, or at least a cool Iron Man suit?

 

[jimmydean]

Two things.
1. Why wouldn’t the pool face west towards the ocean and sunset? Living room views more dramatic facing out?
2. Can you even walk down to the water to swim or surf?

3. Who watches this TV?

 

[rideit]

I really don’t like the ‘Gulag-Chic’ drab concrete wall look. Ever.

 

[junkyard]

I bet that house is cold as fuck in the winter.

 

[Jozz]

3. Who watches this TV?

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The camera guy.

 

[stevew]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/532-Neptune-Ave-Encinitas-CA-92024/16713012_zpid/

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if i were a neighbor to that pile of shit i would have torched when it was being framed....

 

[kidwoo]

if i were a neighbor to that pile of shit i would have torched when it was being framed....

I can certainly give you plenty of addresses if you'd like some redemption

 

[DaveW]

if i were a neighbor to that pile of shit i would have torched when it was being framed....

Framed?
Concrete and steel don't burn too well until the place is furnished.

 

[junkyard]

Wooden concrete forms burn quite well. But let’s be honest this only slows things down. I would have to do research but sabotaging the rebar with the electrical ground combined with a oxidizing agent would make for a slow destruction and eventual total loss.

 

[rideit]

How about if I invent a very localized earthquake machine?

 

[junkyard]

How about if I invent a very localized earthquake machine?

Or hear me out. A laser you could shoot from space…..,,,

 

[kidwoo]

I'm so proud of you guys

 

[DaveW]

Ok I plain just don't get it?????
Is bargain yes??????

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8902-171st-St-Jamaica-NY-11432/32132490_zpid/

 

[4xBoy]

Interested in starting a cult?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4721-E-56th-St-S-Derby-KS-67037/77418006_zpid/?utm_source=zillowgonewild&utm_medium=zillowgonewild&utm_campaign=zillowgonewild