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find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
I'm in church right now. Why aren't the rest of you on Jesus's birthday?

(Sure, I'm in a bathroom stall, masturbating. But the stall is in a church. Praise Jesus!)
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
3,480
1
Denver, CO
The worst road ride that I have had so far was today. 30 miles and bonked hard!!! Granted I ate damn near nothing today and am exhausted from yesterday, but still pathetic.

Also can't find my debit card, so I don't even get to enjoy a beer.