I'm in church right now. Why aren't the rest of you on Jesus's birthday?
(Sure, I'm in a bathroom stall, masturbating. But the stall is in a church. Praise Jesus!)
I'll tell the kids who wandered over from the daycare center that they have something in common with their Lord and Savior, in that case.
He'll be back in three days with a heck of a interview.later mike wallace.