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Zombie-proof car?

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  1. ICEBALL585

    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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  2. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    They forgot to get rid of the door handles.
     
  3. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Good call, zombies almosts always go for the doors first; they may be dead but they are not dumb.
     
  4. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    that and steel mesh welded to the window bars to keep grasping hands out. a remote .50 turret on the roof would add a nice touch
     
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    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    I would be looking for a vehicle with more clearance. A car that low would get zombies stuck underneath it pretty quickly if you ran through a crowd.
     
  6. BillT

    BillT Monkey

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    I don't think you want spikes on your zombie-mobile...don't want them impaled and going for a ride with you.
     
  7. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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  8. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    there is even a kids model
     
  9. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Where do I start?

    The cattle pusher:
    It's way too low (will get stuck in dips and potholes in the ill maintained post apocalyptic roads)
    It blocks the fvcking headlights and fog lights.
    It's covered with spikes. RETARDED. You don't want anything to make zombies and zombie parts stick to your vehicle. You don't need spikes to kill them....THEY'RE FVCKING DEAD.

    The wheel spike thingies:
    Oh...so are you gonna shred the wheels and body of the Greased Lighting car that zombie John Travolta is racing you in the storm canals of Los Angeles? No? Then take that stupid sh1t off.

    Like said above: mesh not bars. You don't want a single fvcking finger reaching into the vehicle. One scrape of zombie fingernail on your cheek and you might be fvcked.

    Why flat grey paint? Does that camouflage the car somehow? Or do you think it looks tough?
    You know what looks super tough in zombie infested cities? Not fvcking dying in a sh1tty Hyundai with 800 pounds of zombie stuck to the front of it.

    I don't know what is going on in the trunk but it should be full of food and water and extra fuel for getting far the fvck out of town. Anything else is a waste of time, which is your most precious commodity. (well, time and maybe a good gene stock of hot chicks at your safely hidden ranch for re-population of the earth after the zombie infestation goes away)
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Now that's more like it.
     
  11. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I would go with one of these....