You left out telling fat people they cannot ride your skydiving machine. That is still your greatest employment/stand up gig ever.My dream. A place where I can ride trails, get a funnel cake, an Elvis beer koozie, and an airbrushed t-shirt all in the same day.
That was the worst job ever if the person was nice, but the best job ever if the person was rude.You left out telling fat people they cannot ride your skydiving machine. That is still your greatest employment/stand up gig ever.
No doubt. Riding there would at least be more fun than dining at the Dixie Stampede, and smelling horse turds while you eat. In all seriousness, it looks like a fun place to take your kid for sure.Dude, every new trail built these days is a greenway. The upside here is that the gatlinburg/pigeon forge area used to be a black hole for bikes. So now at least when your wife or patents drag up to another crappy vacation there you at least have an option.
The Worstdining at the Dixie Stampede, and smelling horse turds while you eat.
You must not know me very well. 3 things I hate most in the world:I just loathe these machine swathed trails lack of any technical features and natural character.
Horses need to be added to your list.You must not know me very well. 3 things I hate most in the world:
1. 4 wheelers
2. machine built trails
3. 29ers
pretty much in that order. But even the worst built machine trail is still the best thing in Gatlinburg and whne you MUST be there, it is at least an option. Plus my 5 year old would love it.
I will link Candace to this post ...For me, in Charlotte, it is runners.
Oh, she knows I hate trail runners with a passion. When will they create their own club and start building their own trails to run on!?I will link Candace to this post ...
Do runners/hikers lay branches length wise on the trail to make you crash ?Oh, she knows I hate trail runners with a passion. When will they create their own club and start building their own trails to run on!?
Agree X340000Oh, she knows I hate trail runners with a passion. When will they create their own club and start building their own trails to run on!?