Buttafuco?My wife got uppity b/c I was cheating on her. So I shot her in the face.
That simple act of financial self-defense saved my retirement from her greedy hands.
So you're saying he should have given him two badly-spelled emails to the chest and a final fake cashier's check to the head?my bad. Just finished reading an article on the nigerian scams.
and then eat a plate of mac&cheese sitting on his still warm body...So you're saying he should have given him two badly-spelled emails to the chest and a final fake cashier's check to the head?
I hope you left the little bastards body in the yard as a warning to the other ones.One time I caught a mouse endangering my home and family so I shot him from behind a office chair bluff. Its a good thing I had a scope, he was about a yard away
heh heh.. I actually did that once. Tied the mouse to a stake, and burned it as a warning to the other mice. Mouse Of Arc.I hope you left the little bastards body in the yard as a warning to the other ones.
Cold steel or hot lead, only thing those rodents understand. It's for their own good ultimately.heh heh.. I actually did that once. Tied the mouse to a stake, and burned it as a warning to the other mice. Mouse Of Arc.
That mouse was a heretic and a cross dresser! It deserved the flames!Cold steel or hot lead, only thing those rodents understand. It's for their own good ultimately.
wow... that's dark.In high school I had a group of really close friends that got hooked on heroin. Most of them grew up to be theiving junkies, who have already repsoduced too much for anyone's good. Dave, one of my closest friends, decided to shoot himself before it got too far out of hand. Judging by the way everyone else turned out, it's a pro-gun story, sort of.
I know those guys. They really are sweethearts once you get to know them.Several years ago, in a stinkier part of the globe, we were running a convoy through the sticks when we had a flat tire. We were delayed because we were having some trouble that WD-40 wouldn't solve. Toward the end of the tire change, some locals appeared. Using the universal language, they made it clear to us that they wanted what we had in the backs of our trucks.
We pointed our guns at them and they were kind enough to not cut us to pieces with their machetes. They were numerically superior to us, but luckily I speak Mk 46 and the crisis was averted.
since when do sweethearts give out fistulas like it was powdered milk?I know those guys. They really are sweethearts once you get to know them.
wow, i really do love you lauraIn high school I had a group of really close friends that got hooked on heroin. Most of them grew up to be theiving junkies, who have already repsoduced too much for anyone's good. Dave, one of my closest friends, decided to shoot himself before it got too far out of hand. Judging by the way everyone else turned out, it's a pro-gun story, sort of.
i heard about that but i am pretty sure it was at a cash machine on Central Ave in Albuquerque (as seen in every episode of COPS season 1-5)i know this guy who was at the mall & flashed his piece.
friend of narlus, i think.
This forum isn't real, it is a product of the Western Media and their quest for world domination.Is the rest of this forum just as good as this thread, or is it too... Hmm, merrican?
Brain? Is that what you call it?This forum has implanted electrodes in your brain.
You crack me up. Such the romantic.wow, i really do love you laura
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my bad. Just finished reading an article on the nigerian scams.
Knuckleslammer is mod of this forum!This forum has implanted electrodes in your brain.