[eric strt6]

meanwhile over at Denver's Centennial Airport

The NTSB says an onboard ‘black box’ recorded a Cirrus SR22 flying nearly 50 knots faster than recommended on the base leg at Denver Centennial airport. The Cirrus overshot the turn to final and collided with a Metroliner cargo plane on a parallel runway. All occupants of both damaged aircraft survived.

 

[stevew]

ilovemath1592 on Instagram‎: "حركتها بايخه بس فيه ناس غريبه بالطياره ما يحترمون اللي جدامهم ولا اللي وراهم (طبعا أنا ما أوافق على حركتها اللي سوتها) ، أسوء موقف صادفتوه بالطياره؟؟؟ أنا صارتلي وايد مواقف راح أكتبها"‎

150K likes, 148 comments - ilovemath1592August 19, 2023 on ‎: "حركتها بايخه بس فيه ناس غريبه بالطياره ما يحترمون اللي جدامهم ولا اللي وراه...". ‎

www.instagram.com

 

[eric strt6]

United Boeing 737-9 MAX rejected takeoff

A United Boeing 737-9 MAX, registration N37560 performing flight UA-329 from Denver,CO to Boston,MA (USA), was accelerating for takeoff from Denver’s runway 16R when the crew rejected takeoff at high speed, in response to the radio transmission tower reported he could see fire from the left hand engine (LEAP). The crew affirmed and stopped the aircraft, subsequently reporting it appeared they had flat tyres on the right hand side and were disabled. The runway was closed, emergency services responded, tower cleared the crew to evacuate if needed stating “the runway is yours!” While emergency services were responding but had not yet reached the runway tower informed emergency services that they no longer observed any fire, it appears extinguished.
The FAA reported: “AIRCRAFT ON DEPARTURE ROLL, ABORTED TAKEOFF DUE TO SMOKE AND FIRE UNDER RIGHT WING AND ARFF EXTINGUISHED FIRE, DENVER, CO.” providing the aircraft tail number of the replacement aircraft registration N37541.
Pictorial evidence shows fire damage to the right hand side of the aircraft, all four main tyres blown, the right hand main wheel rims abraded.

 

[stevew]

ahem....no drawers

115K views · 2.4K likes | Jaesyn Moore on Instagram

2,422 likes, 947 comments - bigguyanticsSeptember 29, 2023 on

www.instagram.com

 

[eric strt6]

ahem....no drawers

115K views · 2.4K likes | Jaesyn Moore on Instagram

2,422 likes, 947 comments - bigguyanticsSeptember 29, 2023 on

www.instagram.com

you are now on my kill list

 

[stevew]

you are now on my kill list

shit son....im sure you have seen worse in oakland...

 

[eric strt6]

shit son....im sure you have seen worse in oakland...

yeah but at least I was getting paid to see it (not enough mind you) . Still, walking into a house and getting met by a naked 600 pound female is really disturbing. But at least the belly roll covered everything down to the knees

 

[rideit]

Hunh.
Should be…interesting. Kinda makes sense?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/united-just-made-policy-change-192544035.html

 

[DaveW]

Fit's the thread title quite nicely.

UK flight cancelled after passenger defecates on toilet floor (1news.co.nz)

 

[stevew]

@Pesqueeb .....crown skin

Max on Instagram: "hi have a great Sunday. this is a caption that accurately describes this post. 737 fuselages are pretty cool though. . . #aviation #aviationmaintenance #aircraftmechanic #aircraftmaintenance #airplane #flying #avgeek #pilot #flightcrew #flightattendant #airplanelovers #lordoftherings #lotr #tolkien #middleearth #nazgul #fantasy #travel"

172K likes, 1,589 comments - airplanefactswithmaxOctober 15, 2023 on : "hi have a great Sunday. this is a caption that accurately describes this post. 737 fuselages are pretty cool though. . . #aviation #avia...".

www.instagram.com

 

[Pesqueeb]

@Pesqueeb .....crown skin

Max on Instagram: "hi have a great Sunday. this is a caption that accurately describes this post. 737 fuselages are pretty cool though. . . #aviation #aviationmaintenance #aircraftmechanic #aircraftmaintenance #airplane #flying #avgeek #pilot #flightcrew #flightattendant #airplanelovers #lordoftherings #lotr #tolkien #middleearth #nazgul #fantasy #travel"

172K likes, 1,589 comments - airplanefactswithmaxOctober 15, 2023 on : "hi have a great Sunday. this is a caption that accurately describes this post. 737 fuselages are pretty cool though. . . #aviation #avia...".

www.instagram.com

 

[stevew]

guy sounds like the dungeon master of a d&d campaign that has been meeting weekly since he was 15 years old....

 

[stevew]

united...window seats in economy to get priority boarding

United Airlines adopts new boarding strategy: Window seat passengers to get priority - Times of India

US News: United Airlines is implementing a new boarding process called "WILMA" to improve efficiency. Starting on October 26, Group 4 passengers will board fir

m.timesofindia.com

 

[mandown]

This is an old video but I feel like I should still express my opinion that @Pesqueeb was somehow connected to this.

 

[Toshi]

I have to complain

the flight attendant came by about 2h before arrival, and asked me which of the breakfast options I wanted (the french toast)

I never got said breakfast

:-/

 

[kidwoo]

I have to complain

you really don't

 

[Westy]

I have to complain

the flight attendant came by about 2h before arrival, and asked me which of the breakfast options I wanted (the french toast)

I never got said breakfast

:-/

You should ask to talk to a manager

 

[mandown]

I have to complain

the flight attendant came by about 2h before arrival, and asked me which of the breakfast options I wanted (the french toast)

I never got said breakfast

:-/

you should’ve asked for freedom toast, particularly if you were flying American Airlines.

 

[Jm_]

You should ask to talk to a manager The Captain

 

[Pesqueeb]

Pilots Divert Regional Flight After ‘Authorized’ Person in Cockpit Tries to Shut Down Engines

The Horizon Air crew requested that law enforcement meet the flight after the person was moved into the cabin

themessenger.com

 

[jonKranked]

@Pesqueeb .....crown skin

Max on Instagram: "hi have a great Sunday. this is a caption that accurately describes this post. 737 fuselages are pretty cool though. . . #aviation #aviationmaintenance #aircraftmechanic #aircraftmaintenance #airplane #flying #avgeek #pilot #flightcrew #flightattendant #airplanelovers #lordoftherings #lotr #tolkien #middleearth #nazgul #fantasy #travel"

172K likes, 1,589 comments - airplanefactswithmaxOctober 15, 2023 on : "hi have a great Sunday. this is a caption that accurately describes this post. 737 fuselages are pretty cool though. . . #aviation #avia...".

www.instagram.com

bonus points for the Power Trip shirt

 

[DaveW]

Pilots Divert Regional Flight After ‘Authorized’ Person in Cockpit Tries to Shut Down Engines

The Horizon Air crew requested that law enforcement meet the flight after the person was moved into the cabin

themessenger.com

That's one hell of a murder/suicide bid!

 

[Westy]

Pilots Divert Regional Flight After ‘Authorized’ Person in Cockpit Tries to Shut Down Engines

The Horizon Air crew requested that law enforcement meet the flight after the person was moved into the cabin

themessenger.com

Probably didn't get his French toast

 

[chuffer]

Pilots Divert Regional Flight After ‘Authorized’ Person in Cockpit Tries to Shut Down Engines

The Horizon Air crew requested that law enforcement meet the flight after the person was moved into the cabin

themessenger.com

Per the article, 83 counts of attempted murder, but only 70 passengers on board. Are there 13 crew members on a flight of that size? Or is my math and / or reading comprehension that bad?

 

[DaveW]

Per the article, 83 counts of attempted murder, but only 70 passengers on board. Are there 13 crew members on a flight of that size? Or is my math and / or reading comprehension that bad?

Airborne cattle herders, you cant expect them to fly AND count the pax can you!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Per the article, 83 counts of attempted murder, but only 70 passengers on board. Are there 13 crew members on a flight of that size? Or is my math and / or reading comprehension that bad?

Hadn't caught that, but you're correct. I'm guessing article is written incorrectly. E175 holds 76 passengers if it's full, plus 4 crew. Couple of lap infants, maybe? It's also possible Horizon has different seating arrangements than I'm used too, but either way, funny numbers are funny.

 

[Jm_]

Per the article, 83 counts of attempted murder, but only 70 passengers on board. Are there 13 crew members on a flight of that size? Or is my math and / or reading comprehension that bad?

Do meat missiles, I mean babies held under the age of 2, count?

 

[Jm_]

Hadn't caught that, but you're correct. I'm guessing article is written incorrectly. E175 holds 76 passengers if it's full, plus 4 crew. Couple of lap infants, maybe? It's also possible Horizon has different seating arrangements than I'm used too, but either way, funny numbers are funny.

Correct industry term is "meat missiles".

 

[stevew]

fucking tsa

Washington state senator arrested after landing at Hong Kong airport with unregistered gun

Jeff Wilson, a Republican from Washington state, was taken into custody at the airport after he was found with an unregistered gun while traveling.

www.usatoday.com

and the douchebag carrying a gun in a briefcase.

 

[mykel]

fucking tsa

Washington state senator arrested after landing at Hong Kong airport with unregistered gun

Jeff Wilson, a Republican from Washington state, was taken into custody at the airport after he was found with an unregistered gun while traveling.

www.usatoday.com

and the douchebag carrying a gun in a briefcase.

Those briefcases are so cavernous with so many hidden nooks and crannies; is it any wonder he was not aware it was there?

 

[chuffer]

fucking tsa

Washington state senator arrested after landing at Hong Kong airport with unregistered gun

Jeff Wilson, a Republican from Washington state, was taken into custody at the airport after he was found with an unregistered gun while traveling.

www.usatoday.com

and the douchebag carrying a gun in a briefcase.

Saw that this morning. Literally nothing in that article surprised me. Nothing.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Saw that this morning. Literally nothing in that article surprised me. Nothing.

I wonder why he didn't invoke the 2nd amendment with the Hong Kong court...

 

[stevew]

Saw that this morning. Literally nothing in that article surprised me. Nothing.

they spend more time bitching about shoes and laptops and making sure your water bottle is empty...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Do meat missiles, I mean babies held under the age of 2, count?

Kill count is a kill count.

Per the article, 83 counts of attempted murder, but only 70 passengers on board. Are there 13 crew members on a flight of that size? Or is my math and / or reading comprehension that bad?

Hadn't caught that, but you're correct. I'm guessing article is written incorrectly. E175 holds 76 passengers if it's full, plus 4 crew. Couple of lap infants, maybe? It's also possible Horizon has different seating arrangements than I'm used too, but either way, funny numbers are funny.

MSN

There were 80 passengers and four crew members on the flight, according to Alaska.

84 souls on board, minus captain crazy pants = 83 counts of attempted murder.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I almost feel a little bad for the guy. Depression is a hell of a thing but it's hardly an excuse for you know, all the attempted murder.

Pilot who allegedly tried to shut off engines hadn't slept in 40 hours: Authorities

The off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot facing attempted murder charges allegedly tried to shut down the engines "by engaging the Engine Fire Handle."

abcnews.go.com

 

[Westy]

I almost feel a little bad for the guy. Depression is a hell of a thing but it's hardly an excuse for you know, all the attempted murder.

Pilot who allegedly tried to shut off engines hadn't slept in 40 hours: Authorities

The off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot facing attempted murder charges allegedly tried to shut down the engines "by engaging the Engine Fire Handle."

abcnews.go.com

I have been on enough flights where almost all of the other passengers have been loudly coughing, kicking seatbacks, Attempting to stuff multiple oversized bags into the overheads, farting, eating fish, trimming toenails etc. At this point I don't think we can really discount the fact that they all could have deserved it.

I mean the whole plane could have been filled with Nickleback fans returning from a concert.

 

[jimmydean]

Sort of related.

TSA investigating how WA state senator's handgun got past PDX security checkpoint

The Transportation Security Administration announced Tuesday that it is investigating how Washington state Sen. Jeff Wilson made it past TSA security with an unloaded handgun in his carry-on luggag…

www.koin.com

 

[stevew]

750K views · 23K likes | Mert Boz on Instagram: "He drifted directly into unemployment ‍♂️ . . Follow@viraltechnic Follow@viraltechnic . ❤️ Double Tap if you Like this Turn on Post notifications Tag your Friends . . . DM for Credits or Removal request. All rights and credits reserved to the respective owner (no copyright intended). #youhadonejob #whatcouldgowrong #notmyday #whyme #holdmybeer #epicfails #watchthis #viralreels #technologynews #futuretechnology #techaddict #fail #techstartup #techentrepreneur #techmaniac #technology #innovation #injuries #smartphones #concrete #accident #futuretech #computerscience #thathurt #failtube #artificialintelligence #techtrends #virtualreality #techfails"

24K likes, 442 comments - viraltechnicOctober 25, 2023 on : "He drifted directly into unemployment ‍♂️ . . Follow@viraltechnic Follow@viraltechnic . ❤️ Double Tap...".

www.instagram.com

 

[stevew]

I have been on enough flights where almost all of the other passengers have been loudly coughing, kicking seatbacks, Attempting to stuff multiple oversized bags into the overheads, farting, eating fish, trimming toenails etc. At this point I don't think we can really discount the fact that they all could have deserved it.

I mean the whole plane could have been filled with Nickleback fans returning from a concert.

do not fly spirit air?

 

[4xBoy]

Per the article, 83 counts of attempted murder, but only 70 passengers on board. Are there 13 crew members on a flight of that size? Or is my math and / or reading comprehension that bad?

Maybe 12 pregnant women on board