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what do you monkeys do for work?

tonyhawk

bikerag.com whore
Sep 21, 2003
512
0
CT
I Are Baboon said:
I have access to my company's payroll and HR records. :monkey:

hmm ... so you could add my name to the HR records and have a check direct deposited into my account and I'd never have to show up for work? I think I just found my calling - invisible worker :)
 

bigshred

Monkey
Feb 6, 2004
177
0
Bellingham
My jobs pretty tight, I work on motorcycles and atvs all day long. been doing it for five years. the best part is the test ride. Id hate to have a desk job!
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
1,683
2
Portland
paycheck: accounts receivabullz/operations manager for a teeny tiny film distribution company (currently releasing CONTROL ROOM and BUKOWSKI: BORN INTO THIS)

smilecheck: gordo's gofer at litter, along with a bunch of other bike related stuff that doesn't pay, but keeps me happily extremely busy
 

Tom Church

Monkey
Jan 25, 2004
239
0
Beacon, NY
Cartographer. I make your maps bishes!
I make maps as well...thats what a survey Technician does...Propery maps...topo maps...control maps...utility maps...all done in AutoCAD (LDD4 actually) and derived from our field crews survey data.

Tom
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Tom Church said:
I make maps as well...thats what a survey Technician does...Propery maps...topo maps...control maps...utility maps...all done in AutoCAD (LDD4 actually) and derived from our field crews survey data.

Tom
Good stuff Tom!

What I do is more like street maps, atlases, venue maps, text book maps, transit maps. There's as much art as tech in what I do. Its pretty fun stuff.

You actually are in the direction I'd like to head. I want to work more with GIS for a city/county/state agency. As soon as California's economy and budget isn't totally fuct :mumble:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Super Slacker I.T. Gawd for Kaiser Permanente.

I take care of the information systems that take care of you. :evil:

I used to be the DisCO MAN (Distributed Computing Management) but I re-org'ed myself. My Official Kaiser ID badge actually says that my job title is "DISCO MAN". (I found PORN on the security guys PC... he'll do whatever I tell him to do.)

My day consists of drinking the free coffee, surfing the web, screwing around, getting revenge on evil users by deleting their important files, installing a PC or two, then leaving early so I can go home and ride.
 

bushwacker

Monkey
Aug 21, 2003
224
0
Norcal :/
JimmyTwoTimes said:
I'm an IT consultant. I implement Oracle. Been doing it for 4 years now and I'm ready to blow a gasket. Makes me crave a shotgun blast to the face.
I work at a company called Agilent.

We have been implementing the Oracle ERP system for 4 years.
We blame you guys for the problems.
We would like to shoot you in the face with a shotgun blast too, but that would delay everything another 4 years.

:D

Just kidding....sorta mostly
 

Tom Church

Monkey
Jan 25, 2004
239
0
Beacon, NY
have to deal with architectural CAD slingers
Dosen't it suck...I mean who actually works in inches...tenths are the way to go!!! And how often do they pull your drawings out of the horizontal datum...or even the vertical datum...then they send a drawing back to you and its all in the wrong place compared o your point files...grrr.... :nope:

lol.

Tom