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  1. Secret Squirrel

    The Squirrel Gets Blue-er...

    I have been trying to enter the police force for a couple years and it appears that my efforts have paid off. I will be attending a law enforcement academy beginning early next month! Jack-booted thuggery and probably a video of me getting tased at some point to follow. w00t!
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    Re-construction...

    Well, got my new parts last night. Nice and shiny. (And friggin' expensive!!) Found out my rear hub isn't doing so hot, so I can't ride today...:rant: If it's not one thing it's another.
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    Destruction...

    Pics to come when I get home tonight...so stfu. So apparently, metal fatigues and that can result in two words I have great disdain for: catastrophic failure. I turned a corner on my way down to the multi-use path I ride into work everyday. I was out of the saddle accelerating down the...
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    Just when you thought tipping was safe...

    Seriously?!?!?! A lawsuit over this....great... Yeah...really... Doh...
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    Ridemonkey March Madness Pool Thread

    Someone want to volunteer to set it up?? I will if no one else wants to...but I've never done one before...so there's that. Bragging rights for the winnar, yes?
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    No pleasure here...

    The story damn near writes itself... High points: a dildo, an assault, a Joe's Crab Shack, and a cop.
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    Heisman Discussion Thread...

    I realize that Reggie got busted....seriously....what (major) football program does not have that (booster, money, agents, etc) issue. Whatever. Cam Newton (Auburn) wins. If the defense doesn't lose another game, two Heismans for Cam, 'cause their defense sucks as bad as Washington's...but in...
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    Full Metal Jackets?

    I'd be wearing one...say 'bout 25mm thick Bang bang kiss kiss...
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    If you're not offended yet...

    ...try harder? Simple explanation: The kids wearing them are nature lovers and worried that some birds are going extinct... "Look at me!! OVER HERE!!! I'm offended!!! Really!!! MEEEEEEEE!"
  10. Secret Squirrel

    I never thought...

    ...that I'd actually like a Meatloaf song... but I listened to his Leno show performance, googled some of his past stuff... And I have to say that (Yes...I'm a bit ashamed here...) I like most of what I heard (on a purely musical level...) (and I know music....Fallon has a Sousaphone...
  11. Secret Squirrel

    "It's been 4 hours...

    ...call the doctor." This is the punch line to the new Jack-in-the-Box commercial... I don't know why, but I found it particularly disconcerting... Enough so to post here... Lame. Edit: Actual quote - Jack's dad: "Peggy, call the doctor, (glances down) it's been over 4 hours"
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    Sounds like a winner...

    Loud sex gets teh ban hammer in UK And now for something completely different: (Caroline and "Steve")
  13. Secret Squirrel

    Century #1 of the year...

    ...on Monday. 100 miles, ~7k climbing. Yay. Weather will probably not cooperate either. Whoopee... I haven't been riding as much as last year prior to my first century (I was doing 35 miles a day (commuting) with some 60-85 mile rides on the weekend). Now I'm lucky if I get 20 miles...
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    The Atlantic Triangular Trade? Srsly?

    Are. You. Kidding. Me. Texas board of edumacation...putting the "ass" in association.
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    Ibiza just got a little less fun this summer...

    Aside from the 814 kilos of cocaine, police also seized 15,000 ecstasy tablets, 4.5 kilos of hashish Sheesh...this could be a plot for a Herbie movie...with Lindsay Lohan at the helm of course.
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    Tour of Bass County...

    So Horner looked good on the final Cat 1 climb into Eibar....until about 1km from the finish...but Valverde couldn't be stopped from bridging up and keeping the yellow jersey for another day.
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    At least it was a women's prison...

    They apparently did not realize it was on the outside of the state women's prison in Cleveland.
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    New wheels for Squirrels' roadie...

    Just put in an order for a set of 36-hole (I'm huge for those that question a 36h rim on a roadie) Lemon Yellow Velocity Deep V's on DT Swiss 240's. I'm stoked. Yeah yeah yeah... I know... pics or stfu... I'll post pics when they arrive.
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    Owww...

    35mph 90 degree left turn on a front flat ends poorly for Squirrel... separated ac joint, fractured clavicle & scapula, and a bunch of road rash. yipee...
  20. Secret Squirrel

    Obama brainwashes students...

    Or so the GOP would have you believe... What the hell is wrong with people...(rhetorical question, thank you very much) Yeah...'alternative activity'...he's probably hoping for a prayer against the antichrist... jfc.
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