[Serial Midget]

Good morning monkies! Today I am up early because the city is removing the snow plow lInes from the center the streets, it's a noisy operation. Also meeting with nurse to discuss blood test results then off to work for another glorious day profit driving activity.

 

[Westy]

jsthulman beat you by about 2 minutes, but I appreciate your use of proper wingdings vs random punctuation. Throwing my support to the SM GMT thread.

Slept well last night, is this what normal people feel like?

 

[Serial Midget]

I truly appreciate the support but it looks like orphan and abortion are the only options for this GMT.

 

[Westy]

I truly appreciate the support but it looks like orphan and abortion are the only options for this GMT.

I will stay for as long as it takes.

Please send snacks.

 

[Nick]

I'm here, I brought chips.

I fully expect to be a billionaire tonight. I'll buy all y'all lunch tomorrow.

 

[Westy]

I'm here, I brought chips.

I fully expect to be a billionaire tonight. I'll buy all y'all lunch tomorrow.

Mighty kind of you.

To properly legitimize this GMT thread I must state that I predict a truly fantastic poop in a few minutes.

 

[I Are Baboon]

To properly legitimize this GMT thread I must state that I predict a truly fantastic poop in a few minutes.

totes jelly.

 

[Westy]

totes jelly.

It was perfect. Clean break, single wipe.

 

[Adventurous]

I'm here, I brought chips.

I fully expect to be a billionaire tonight. I'll buy all y'all lunch tomorrow.

I actually can and will take you up on that lunch offer. You know, pending tycoon status and all.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

The ladybot convinced me to spend the last $8 in my wallet on 4 quick picks last night instead of a bacon, egg & cheese sammich and coffee this morning.

Chance of winning lotto: 1:292,000,000
Chance of obtaining bacon: 1:1

Buyer's remorse.

 

[Serial Midget]

The ladybot convinced me to spend the last $8 in my wallet on 4 quick picks last night instead of a bacon, egg & cheese sammich and coffee this morning.

Chance of winning lotto: 1:292,000,000
Chance of obtaining bacon: 1:1

Buyer's remorse.

Chance of egg & cheese still being delicious tomorrow are 100%.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Chance of egg & cheese still being delicious tomorrow are 100%.

Yea but if I'm a billionaire by then I'll only want exotic virgin breast meat sandwiches for breakfast.

 

[Nick]

I'm having another espresso ...

 

[Full Trucker]

Working from home today. Nap impending.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I hit the gym treadmill before work and forgot to pack boxers, so I am commando in the office today.

 

[TreeSaw]

Dueling GMTs?
Long work week! Got some snow yesterday, but not nearly enough to be excited about. Bike Club meeting tonight that *hopefully* stays on track and isn't too long because I am tired and need sleep so I can function again tomorrow. Off to deal with middle schoolers next .... yeah me!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Proper wingding GMT FTW.



12 mile run this morning. Coffee was glorious. Time for errands and playing with the new motorcycle luggage.

 

[SkaredShtles]

There's a lotto pool here at work. $6 for 3 tickets. I told them I'd decline and go spend my $6 on a very nice pint.

Chance of winning lotto: 1:292,000,000
Chance of beer being delicious: 1:1
Chance of me giving everyone shit 'cause they lost: 1:1 (we're like that here at the office)

WIN!

 

[Serial Midget]

This just in: Stars lose to Dots and Slashes 17 to 30.

You got to get up awfully early to win around here. Tip of the day is still don't buy Powerball, drink beer instead.

 

[Westy]

This just in: Stars lose to Dots and Slashes 17 to 30.

You got to get up awfully early to win around here. Tip of the day is still don't buy Powerball, drink beer instead.

The fight is not over!

 

[Nick]

The fight is not over!

Wait, what's that?

 

[Westy]

Edit, what's that?

A properly wing-dinged GMT thread. Not some lazy basic keyboard bullshit.

 

[Serial Midget]

I just passive aggressived my own thread by posting on the competition... it's like not being able to decide between your mom's stash of downers or the cocain you stole from dad so you take them both...

 

[Serial Midget]

A properly wing-dinged GMT thread. Not some lazy basic keyboard bullshit.

I'm already trolling for tomorrow's wing dings so he's gonna have to up his game past flip phone level.

 

[Westy]

I'm already trolling for tomorrow's wing dings so he's gonna have to up his game past flip phone level.

Your sins can be absolved with the delete button.

 

[Serial Midget]

Your sins can be absolved with the delete button.

Damn, just like being Catholic.

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[jstuhlman]

oh hai! you guys know this thread is mega-lame, right?

 

[Westy]

oh hai! you guys know this thread is mega-lame, right?

Lame this mother fucker

 

[Nick]

Lame this mother fucker

... stuff ...

holy fuck ... eternal thread winner.

 

[Pesqueeb]

holy fuck ... eternal thread winner.

http://www.ameriburn.org/verification_verifiedcenters.php

 

[jstuhlman]

start yer own wednesday thread then, lazybones.

 

[Westy]

Damn, just like being Catholic.

But with less child molesting and tithing.

 

[Serial Midget]

But with less child molesting and tithing.

I've long felt it should only be one or the other, religion is not about greed - you can give money or children but not both.

 

[Toshi]

Sideboob is good. Is that Woody Allen's daughter?

 

[Westy]

Sideboob is good. Is that Woody Allen's daughter?

No idea, google imaged sideboob. That could be her name for all I know.

This thread has not been forgotten.

 

[Nick]

bump for spacecat ...

 

[Westy]

 

[Nick]

 

[boostindoubles]

At work. Too cold but at least the suns out. So much hoppyness...


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