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1 hour into the movie Eragon:

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
This is the stupidest **** I've ever seen. It seems like an episode of Xena Warrior Princess or Hercules that comes on UPN instead of some big budget motion picture. It's really god awful.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
I've been trying to bring myself to watch it cuz I'm a geek, but other things keep coming up, like cutting myself or adding your email address to animal porn. As soon as these distractions get put aside, I'll watch it.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
This is the stupidest **** I've ever seen. It seems like an episode of Xena Warrior Princess or Hercules that comes on UPN instead of some big budget motion picture. It's really god awful.
I had a choice of trying to sleep or watching this on a recent flight. I slept. I had a great dream about being able to see through walls.

Glad I missed the movie.
 

.:Jeenyus:.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 23, 2004
2,831
1
slc
i think it is high up there for worst movie ever.

the books are pretty mediocre, and the movie makes them look like gold.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
7,212
17
Blindly running into cactus
it can't be worse than starship troopers 2. i unashamedly admit that i liked starship troopers 1 so i assumed that part 2 couldn't be too bad. i kept waiting for lorne michaels to step out and yell cut. i thought it was a spoof or something...the worst acting and script i've ever seen. period.
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,489
7,834
it can't be worse than starship troopers 2. i unashamedly admit that i liked starship troopers 1 so i assumed that part 2 couldn't be too bad. i kept waiting for lorne michaels to step out and yell cut. i thought it was a spoof or something...the worst acting and script i've ever seen. period.
the book (starship troopers) is actually somewhat of a classic, read it! Much more on the societal implications of requiring military service.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
and much better than the movies, to say the least.
:stupid:

If you've read the book then wathed the movie, you simply can't believe how they could have missed so much rad movie making material. Starting with the fact that the armored suits WEREN'T EVEN IN THE DAMN MOVIE.

Fvcking weak.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
7,212
17
Blindly running into cactus
the armored suits are in the pc game though :thumb: you have to go through a tutorial on how they assist you in running and carrying the immense amount of ammo required by the rifles.
 

splat

Nam I am
:stupid:

If you've read the book then wathed the movie, you simply can't believe how they could have missed so much rad movie making material. Starting with the fact that the armored suits WEREN'T EVEN IN THE DAMN MOVIE.

Fvcking weak.
I know how could they have that movie with out the suits. That is one of my all time Favorite books , andthe movie really butchered it!