[cannondalejunky]

but none of that matters, because this could possible be either the best or the worst sentence ever in a newspaper

Oliver, a 29-year-old with bloodshot eyes who was in his carport drinking a Natural Ice beer Friday afternoon, said his home had five bullet holes in it from the mayhem earlier in the week.

man i love arkansas

linky

http://www.nwanews.com/adg/National/233689

 

[r464]

It starts out strong

A neighborhood here is on police lockdown, all over a $ 6, or maybe $ 8, debt.