[stoney]

Wifey was watching Chelsea Lately and they had a clip about this dude. He has a world record for the longest dong. 13.5" hard, 9" soft. That's practically a horse dong.

When asked about porn, he said he wouldn't respect himself. When asked about women, he said most have been surprised and scared.

And the best part of this story? White dude that lives at with his mom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

The link is totally safe, so no worries, but my GOD!

 

[DirtyMike]

Ok I get it...... But even with one this big... WTF runs through your head when you decide to see if you can envelope a doorknob with your foreskin?????

 

[IH8Rice]

im gonna be somebody!

 

[stoney]

Ok I get it...... But even with one this big... WTF runs through your head when you decide to see if you can envelope a doorknob with your foreskin?????

You head? what do you think runs through the head of the girl when she sees it? You have to think some have screamed and just run away.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_deep_is_the_vagina

Avg vag is 'aroused' 5-7", max 8-10". Avg hard dong is ~5" long and around.

He has an extra dong at 'max' and an almost extra in girth at 8".

 

[DirtyMike]

I would be thinking.... Damn what kind of girl will I end up with.... But I dont think I would be thinking .... lets see if I can wrap my foeskin around a doorknob

 

[Scrub]

Where's GFF at when you need his knowledge?....

 

[?????]

I would be thinking.... Damn what kind of girl will I end up with.... But I dont think I would be thinking .... lets see if I can wrap my foeskin around a doorknob

Obviously you've never been in the situation where you looked down at the door knob and thought..."hmmm, i wonder if..."

 

[stevew]

Where's GFF at when you need his knowledge?....

what makes you think he has knowledge of other men's cawks?

 

[DirtyMike]

Obviously you've never been in the situation where you looked down at the door knob and thought..."hmmm, i wonder if..."

Lets just say I have never had the need to even wonder about molesting the doorknob.... or any other utensil/utility in the house

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Ok I get it...... But even with one this big... WTF runs through your head when you decide to see if you can envelope a doorknob with your foreskin?????

Did you bother to read the part... Still lives with his mon

 

[DirtyMike]

Did you bother to read the part... Still lives with his mon

Good point...

 

[trib]

The guys bisexual. I feel sorry for the poor guy who ends up with 13.5" going up his butt, let alone any girls who might be taking it.

 

[binary visions]

I'm sure the goatse guy is salivating.

 

[stevew]

I'm sure the goatse guy is salivating.

or all the guys with the horse fetish have a new playmate...that won't get them in jail.

 

[kazlx]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-2-2010/jonah-falcon-needs-a-job

 

[Serial Midget]

The guys bisexual. I feel sorry for the poor guy who ends up with 13.5" going up his butt, let alone any girls who might be taking it.

Twice the opportunity but still hard to park.

 

[gonefirefightin]

what makes you think he has knowledge of other men's cawks?

props for having my back when I am not around brutha mang!

 

[loco-gringo]

He may have the biggest penis, but we all know that Stoney is the biggest penis.



I kid, Stoney.

 

[stoney]

He may have the biggest penis, but we all know that Stoney is the biggest penis.



I kid, Stoney.

I can't deny my aptitude.