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17 beers a day keep prostate cancer away...

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17 beers a day keep prostate cancer away
Theoretically, anyway, especially when taken with pizza with tomato sauce
The Associated Press
Updated: 3:11 p.m. CT June 13, 2006


PORTLAND, Ore. - For many men, a finding by Oregon researchers sounds too good to be true: An ingredient in beer seems to help prevent prostate cancer, at least in lab experiments.

The trouble is you'd theoretically have to drink about 17 beers a day for any potential benefit. And no one's advising that.

Researchers at Oregon State University say that the compound xanthohumol, found in hops, inhibits a protein in the cells along the surface of the prostate gland. The protein acts like a switch that turns on a variety cancers, including prostate cancer.

Dr. Richard N. Atkins, CEO of the National Prostate Cancer Coalition, said the experiments are encouraging and "perhaps men could take it in pill form someday."

He noted that lycopene, an ingredient in tomatoes, and thus also in tomato sauce, has previously been linked to prostate cancer prevention.

"It's every man's dream to hear that beer and pizza can prevent cancer," he said. "However, the 17 beers and four large pizzas needed to get enough xanthohumol and lycopene to help prevent prostate cancer is unfortunately not advised."

Atkins noted that drinking 17 beers a day can lead to alcoholism and cirrhosis of the liver, and overdoing it on pizza can lead to obesity and other health problems.

"Food, no matter how helpful it may be, is not a full preventive for prostate cancer," he said.
 

skinny mike

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they should lower the drinking age so that we may begin preventing prostate cancer at an early age.
 

GumbaFish

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"The trouble is you'd theoretically have to drink about 17 beers a day for any potential benefit"

Yeah I am sure nobody who does this would get cancer, they would die way earlier from their liver being shot.
 

DRB

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DirtyMike said:
Hey No Cancer, Trade off.... NO Liver!!!
As dogwonder pointed out

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606120253jun13,1,7688364.story?track=rss

Study: Coffee counters cirrhosis
Beverage trims risk of disease from alcohol

Coffee may counteract alcohol's poisonous effects on the liver and help prevent cirrhosis, researchers say.

In a study of more than 125,000 people, one cup of coffee per day cut the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 20 percent. Four cups per day reduced the risk by 80 percent. The coffee effect held true for women and men of various ethnic backgrounds.
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The same study found coffee drinkers had healthier results on blood tests used to measure liver function, whether or not they were heavy alcohol users. Coffee's effect on reducing liver enzymes in the blood was more apparent among the heavy drinkers in the study.

Cirrhosis from all causes kills more than 27,000 Americans a year.

The findings, published in Monday's Archives of Internal Medicine, build on reports that coffee also may reduce the risk of liver cancer.
Combine that with the healthy affect Red Wine has..... your daily alcohol intake needs to be 17 beers, 4 irish coffees and 2 glasses of red wine.

So the KOF and Banno the drunk monkey say get drinking monkey subjects. I'm guessing you are already behind in your daily consumption. Your health is one of my primary concerns.
 

SkaredShtles

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DRB said:
As dogwonder pointed out

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606120253jun13,1,7688364.story?track=rss



Combine that with the healthy affect Red Wine has..... your daily alcohol intake needs to be 17 beers, 4 irish coffees and 2 glasses of red wine.

So the KOF and Banno the drunk monkey say get drinking monkey subjects. I'm guessing you are already behind in your daily consumption. Your health is one of my primary concerns.
Don't forget the nookie! The multitude of health benefits of nookie have been fairly well documented for *years* now.

So we have coffee, booze, and sex. Lots of all of it. Live a long and prosperous life.

Alright, probably not that prosperous because you'll be drunk most of the time. :think:

It still sounds good. :D