A locals race!

Transfer · Feb 7, 2006

Sounds interesting. One race for DH, trails, and cyclocross?

mindlessfr · Feb 7, 2006

sounds like it could be a good time for all :thumb:

i think i might have to go to that

Tattooo · Feb 7, 2006

I emailed the organizer, it is going to be a super-d race, BBQ, and some other sort of strangeness.

I'm in.

BUCKET · Feb 7, 2006

Tattooo said:
I emailed the organizer, it is going to be a super-d race, BBQ, and some other sort of strangeness.

I'm in.

Where is it going to take place? Baltimore is a pretty big location.

urbaindk · Feb 7, 2006

JiveFoolSucka said:
Saw this over at the yousguys.org site seems like they are helpin out with some kind of fun race. Looks like it wil be in the B-more area. You should check it out.
They have some info on the links below to find out where it is.

How about posting up the info here so we all don't have to go hunting around for it?

Superdeft · Feb 7, 2006

Sounds like a fun idea, but where would something like this take place?

Brunettes · Feb 7, 2006

Theres a reason why the location hasn't been posted, Email those kool kats and find out for yourself.

urbaindk · Feb 7, 2006

Brunettes said:
Theres a reason why the location hasn't been posted, Email those kool kats and find out for yourself.

I kind of figured... Email sent.

evolutionbike · Feb 7, 2006

Is the "JiveFoolSucka" going to be there? If so, I'm in! I hear he is a smooth operator!

willpowa · Feb 7, 2006

I heard this whole event is a bogus attempt by Jive to line his pockets with other folks' hard-earned dollas. Maybe he's saving up for those custom gatorskin shoes or a fur coat or something... I appreciate his ambition, but you have to have VISION to make a bike race with a load of crackers seem like a soul picnic!

I'll be there and I'll make sure all my bitches and hustlers go home with a headfull of funkysoulpimp flava like they never knew.

It's ON!

whale · Feb 7, 2006

willpowa said:
I heard this whole event is a bogus attempt by Jive to line his pockets with other folks' hard-earned dollas. Maybe he's saving up for those custom gatorskin shoes or a fur coat or something... I appreciate his ambition, but you have to have VISION to make a bike race with a load of crackers seem like a soul picnic!

I'll be there and I'll make sure all my bitches and hustlers go home with a headfull of funkysoulpimp flava like they never knew.

It's ON!

pimps, it's time to represent.

Tattooo · Feb 8, 2006

So what are we thinking, more super d then DH?

urbaindk · Feb 8, 2006

SupaD is sort of like every pimp and ho fo' his ownself right? Kind a like mass start, let the ballin' begin, throw down style race.

Or is this more like let every pimp an ho be a induhvidual an have his time to shine style race?

Or we gonna team up gangsta style an roll wit a crew?

urbaindk · Feb 8, 2006

JiveFoolSucka said:
Every pimptastic pimp and horrific ho, will be given a chance to cruise the trail and strut they stuffs. The shining star will not only do it the fastest but with the style bestowed upon him or her by the gatorskin wearin gods from above. Ain't no "I" in team but in "pimp"...well you know...

pimp, pimp...hooray!

So umm, are costumes suggested / required? This could be fun to the izle.

Tattooo · Feb 8, 2006

Can I come as my own pimp and my own ho? Gotta represent the MPD havin Pimps o' Amerika.

willpowa · Feb 9, 2006

"Costumes" are only necessary if you ain't pimpin 24/7. If you're a whore, everyone's gonna know it no matter what you wear! There will be no style points for playing dress up, though. Super D forever!

Super D typically follows a DH race format, ie., racing against the clock with a staggered start. Fortunately for me, DH prowess is not the only mitigating factor in victory...some mo other contests within the racecourse will allow for slugs to have valuable seconds removed from their overall time!

Tattooo · Feb 9, 2006

This is going to be a zoo, I love it.

What you thinking, Nomad or Demo 9? I am saying Nomad if I can get the SOB set up.

Tattooo · Feb 10, 2006

Leak me out some more details like anal seepage after too much Olestra here hoss. This is getting all James Bond like, you know, "need to know..." Well, I need to know bubba, hook me into some more disinformation.

I don't need a location, but some or all of the following might be useful for the community uber alles:

- Is this the kind of party my old fat ass needs to bring some armor for?

- What sort of terrain should we anticipate?

- Any concept of the conditions? Mud, snow, dead babies?

- How much pedaling does my over weight bowl full of crap have to do?

- Is there somewhere near by with beer, maybe somewhere to sleep, and where can I find the most gnar gnar strippers in the land in short proximity to the local of the event.

This is what matters. Me, strippers, beer and misadventures with fat and gravity.

And porn.

urbaindk · Feb 10, 2006

I have nothing to do with the race but here's my best educated guess (with out divulging the actually location) as to what to expect:

Tattooo said:
- Is this the kind of party my old fat ass needs to bring some armor for?

I'm not exactly sure of the exact trails we'll be riding but I know most of the trails in the area. Fat may be all the armor you need. However I would never recommend you ride with out it. That's your decision.

- What sort of terrain should we anticipate?

Generally these trails are a mix of single track, some rocks, a few creeks. Maybe a few drops, depending on the exact trails picked for this debacle.

- Any concept of the conditions? Mud, snow, dead babies?

If we get the 6-12 inches of snow that we are expected to this weekend conditions will be a combination of ice and mud. Depends on thaw/freeze cycles next week. Really it's too soon to tell. I don't know about dead babies but dead hookers are a distinct possibility. I can check and tell you more later next week.

- How much pedaling does my over weight bowl full of crap have to do?

My best guess is that you'll do a fair amount of pedalling.

- Is there somewhere near by with beer, maybe somewhere to sleep, and where can I find the most gnar gnar strippers in the land in short proximity to the local of the event.

Baldahmer's red-light district has got all the ho's you'll ever need. Enter at your own risk. Fo' real playas only. No pretenders need apply..

This is what matters. Me, fat strippers, beer and misadventures with and gravity.

And porn.

You'll have to ask Bigmike where to get the fat strippers.

Tattooo · Feb 10, 2006

G's up, Ho's down, I'm in.

rpk1988 · Feb 10, 2006

I am so in.

Tattooo · Feb 11, 2006

Is this show going rain or shine?

Y'all are getting some **** weather up 'round there right now...

rpk1988 · Feb 12, 2006

We got 17" of snow in my area. But its supposed to get warm by this week again so....

willpowa · Feb 12, 2006

Btch, I don't care if it's rainin', sleetin', or snowin; I want you out there hoin'! You ain't come too far for that! Get out there and get my money.

For real, if it's too nasty, hit up Jivefoolsucka and tell him you wanna back out. If enough folks feel the same, we'll postpone till another day. I for one would be even more interested in the prospect of a SuperD Snow race...

rpk1988 · Feb 12, 2006

Yea, that would be interesting. But how would the secret spot hold up. Hmmmm. I say play it by ear.

Tattooo · Feb 13, 2006

Can y'all do me a favor on Friday and make a decision before bed time? I am going to have to leave Chesapeak at about 4:00 am to make the 9:30 race, so knowing the night before would be great.

urbaindk · Feb 14, 2006

The weather today has it raining orsnowing a little saturday but then it will get really cold Saturday night and stay that way Sunday. That would make for really good (icy) conditions. Be a stud and bring studded tires if you have them. I'm predicting iceburg conditions.

rpk1988 · Feb 14, 2006

Fo shizzle I am marking my calenderizzle.

bballboy388 · Feb 14, 2006

man rpk your one jive turkey! haha

onetime · Feb 15, 2006

"oh, it's already been brought."

urbaindk · Feb 16, 2006

Dang it. I hope I can still make it. I have to juggle a bunch of plans involving my wife and some sort of craft fair thing in Baltimore. We shall see.

willpowa · Feb 16, 2006

Let's not make too much out of this, but Jive and I will take advantage of the postponement to improve the course, so ya'll can see what it means to pimp out a poached trail. Don't miss this!

FEB 26TH!!!

rpk1988 · Feb 16, 2006

This should be fun.

Brunettes · Feb 16, 2006

I'll be there...single speed and all.

rpk1988 · Feb 16, 2006

Haha, I would say I will bring my P.1 to make it even but I have got a Prophet to use.

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