I give you some advice. I just returned from Seattle yesterday. Tied up almost entirley with my wife's family stuff.
In my two year absence, I had forgotten about your (the collective you), near-clinical inability to operate motor vehicles effectively. So let me bestow some of my Quebec driving expertise upon you. And for those who didn't know, Quebec is renowned for being a more frightening driving experience for tourists than L.A.
1) Sit in the seat, hold onto the circle in front of you, push on the pedals.
2) Hey you! Yes you! In the pick-up truck doing 57 mph in the left lane! Move the FACK over!!
3) The clear wet liquid that falls from the sky, will not harm your vehicle. Nor will sporadically hammering on the brake help you out.
4) Hey you two! Yeah....the two of you glued door handle to door handle...doing 57 mph. Get a room already and the hell out of my way!!
5) and I've used this before.....You turn signal has no effect on my brakes. Just because you've indicated does not mean that you have room to change lanes......especially when you're tangling with a Quebecker who is 5'9", 150 lbs with a "small man" chip on his shoulder, driving a fully insured rental car.
6) An oldie but no less true: You are suposed to SPEED UP when merging into traffic. Coming to a stop, (with your indicator on) "waiting for room to pull in" ain't gonna work............especially when you're tangling with a Quebecker who is 5'9", 150 lbs with a "small man" chip on his shoulder, driving a fully insured rental car.
7) when on the freeway, DO NOT COME TO A STOP to let in a moron who does no know how to merge!
In my two year absence, I had forgotten about your (the collective you), near-clinical inability to operate motor vehicles effectively. So let me bestow some of my Quebec driving expertise upon you. And for those who didn't know, Quebec is renowned for being a more frightening driving experience for tourists than L.A.
1) Sit in the seat, hold onto the circle in front of you, push on the pedals.
2) Hey you! Yes you! In the pick-up truck doing 57 mph in the left lane! Move the FACK over!!
3) The clear wet liquid that falls from the sky, will not harm your vehicle. Nor will sporadically hammering on the brake help you out.
4) Hey you two! Yeah....the two of you glued door handle to door handle...doing 57 mph. Get a room already and the hell out of my way!!
5) and I've used this before.....You turn signal has no effect on my brakes. Just because you've indicated does not mean that you have room to change lanes......especially when you're tangling with a Quebecker who is 5'9", 150 lbs with a "small man" chip on his shoulder, driving a fully insured rental car.
6) An oldie but no less true: You are suposed to SPEED UP when merging into traffic. Coming to a stop, (with your indicator on) "waiting for room to pull in" ain't gonna work............especially when you're tangling with a Quebecker who is 5'9", 150 lbs with a "small man" chip on his shoulder, driving a fully insured rental car.
7) when on the freeway, DO NOT COME TO A STOP to let in a moron who does no know how to merge!
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