At home subluxated/twisted rib help?

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  1. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Anyone have an at home subluxated/twisted rib fix? I was just attempting to skateboard, went for a nose slide, wrapped the flesh around the slide bar. Damn balance is tricky.

    Its not broken, I can still breathe without wanting to shoot myself. Its just out of place, fits the definition of subluxated, but I can't get in to see my spine mechanic til tomorrow or Thursday.

    Toshi, kinda looking at you here...
     

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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    See?? If your fat ass had stayed inside eating a large pizza, you wouldn't be in this fix.

    Exercise kills, embrace the chunky in you, my man.
     
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    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Wait, there was a pizza I could have been eating? Now you tell me.
     
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    JDCAMB gave you perfectly good and helpful advice above this post.

    If you like I can give you advice that is TWICE as helpful... Go smoke TWO fatties. :thumb:
     
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    you would hurt yourself doing jazzercise....
     
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    Hurt in front or in back?
     
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    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I went to the chiropractor. I think its better now, but it hurts when I pee, stand up, or think. But supposedly in a few hours I'll be right as rain.
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    There's a cream for that

    Just sit back down and smoke a 4th fatty.

    Isn't that normal for you?
     
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    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I knew I should have gone for that lower rib removal when I still had Navy insurance...
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Man the fvck up and cut that damn thing out with your Rambo survival knife.
     
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    Wow. Your vagina is so stuffed with sand that it has misaligned your ribs?

    You need to see an OB/Gyn right away.
     
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    I can only imagine the "Eve" that would spring forth from that transaction.
     
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