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jonKranked

jonKranked

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Comment #1:

Look at Jesus in his Nordic Perfection
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:rofl:

Something tells me 4chan is behind this site...


edit: yup. check the links on the left. Look for "Jesus Graphics" it actually says "Jesus Graphics /b/" and links to 4chan
 
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Westy

Westy

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I have been to Africa before, as a summer missionary many years ago. I saw hunger firsthand in Ethiopia. It was very difficult to watch: Children so bloated they looked like they were carrying one of Sigourney Weaver’s aliens. Childen who, like cattle, were unable to brush the flies off their face. Children crying in agony from hunger and thirst. It was very difficult for all of us. But we were there to help those people, and we did. We often skipped the breakfast buffet at the resort just to get there to work with as many children a day as possible (once disinfectant had been sprayed throughout the huts). We always brought our lunch with us, and on many occasions, we were so busy helping the children, we didn’t even have time to eat it. We saved it for the hotel, but by the time we got back, it was almost time for dinner so we wound up throwing away our lunch most of the time. In other words, we worked a 12-hour day for those people.

We accomplished our mission. We witnessed to those children as they screamed in agony from malnutrition and, when the screaming subsided, we persuaded them to accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior right before they croaked. So they were saved when they died. When we left those villages, we left behind a lot of corpses but very few souls who were no longer right with the Lord. That summer, we saved over a thousand children right before they died. We asked for nothing in return.

By the way, the meals we had there were fantastic. For those who can afford it, you start with a rolled out, thin piece of dough that looks like a paper towel. You scoop up these wonderful cuts of meat, like perfectly marinated lamb with spicy sauces, into the dough and fold it over until it closes. The resulting product is like a fajita, only much better.
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Gold!
 
rockofullr

rockofullr

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I can't even tell who's trolling who in there.

P.S. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Pesqueeb

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rockofullr said:
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Dude. W.T.F. was that supposed to be? :eek:
 
X3pilot

X3pilot

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MODERATOR’S NOTE: How sick that you think this is “funny.” There is nothing “funny” about Negroes so sad and stupid that they eat poop like common dogs. Surely, the Lord Jesus screams in agony that He created such sad, sick beasts!
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Is he referring to the common dogs or Negroes?
 
X3pilot

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June Gordon said
December 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Tiffy: You should get on down on you knees an thank the good Lord you ain’t no “Mother Theresa!!!!!!”

First off she was as ugly as a Mexicans butthole after taken a sloppy dump.

NExt she was CATHALIC! In other wording — not Christian!!!! That mean she in HELL as I type this here sentnece!!!!
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:lol::lol::lol::sarcastic::sarcastic:

OK, OK ,<wiping eyes> I'm done, sorry.
 
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jasride

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http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2008/12/16/if-jesus-were-to-grant-you-one-wish/


If Jesus were to grant you one wish......

I dont know if this answer is serious or not but the comments down through the rest of this page are fancy!!!!

Debbie,

That is such a hard question. I’ve been so blessed. Still, this financial crisis that the Obama election brought about has caused even my family to tighten its belt. I’ve had my eye on a beautiful 25-carat AAA Tanzanite pendant, surrounded by two carats of diamonds. I’d love to have that. But I really wish I could get rid of this ancient 2006 Mercedes and own a 2009 Porsche Carrera GT. But if I had to pick just one wish, it would be for Jesus to return and begin the events described in the Book of Revelation. True Christians would be whisked to heaven while the torture of non-believers began. I want a skybox in heaven so I can watch the carnage with delight. Lest the atheists claim that sounds morbid, the Bible says that True Christians will celebrate and rejoice over the mass slaughter of non-Christians (Revelation 11:5-10). Call me sentimental, but that would be the greatest gift.

Tiffany
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jasride

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haha!
Father O'Leery said
December 23, 2008 at 2:08 pm

This is what Tiffany Wellsley told me at confession:

&#8220;I HAVE ANAL WARTS!&#8221;

&#8220;I EAT DOG SH-T I FIND IN THE STREET!&#8221;

&#8220;I&#8217;M A NURSING HOME RAPIST!&#8221;

&#8220;I HAVE TINY MEAT CLIT PUS!&#8221;

&#8220;I DO DONKEY SHOWS FOR A DIME IN TJ!&#8221;

&#8220;I HAVE SH-T STUFFED HOLES!&#8221;

&#8220;&#8221;I&#8217;m a putrid c-nt who needs to crap on other people to feel important.&#8221;

&#8220;I&#8217;M A PLUSHIE&#8221;

&#8220;I EAT OLD PEOPLE&#8217;S EXCREMENT&#8221;

&#8220;MY PUSSY STINKS!&#8221;

&#8220;MY MOTHER IS MY SISTER!&#8221;

&#8220;I EAT PEANUTS OUT OF MY GRANDPA&#8217;S SH-T&#8221;

&#8220;I SUCK PUS OUT OF ASS PIMPLES&#8221;

&#8220;I EXPRESS MY DOGS ANAL GLANDS WITH MY TONGUE&#8221;

&#8220;I STARRED IN TWO GIRLS ONE CUP&#8221;

&#8220;I RIMMED JOHN WAYNE GACY&#8221;

&#8220;I VOTED FOR BUSH TWICE!&#8221;

&#8221; I&#8217;M A COOZE!&#8221;

&#8221; I&#8217;M A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER&#8221;

&#8221; I&#8217;M A C-NT &#8221;

&#8220;I WEAR RED HATS AND PURPLE CLOTHES&#8221;

&#8220;I SHOP AT WALMART&#8221;

&#8220;I WEAR STIRRUP PANTS&#8221;

&#8220;I WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS&#8221;

&#8220;I CHEW ON USED JIZZ RAGS AT ADULT BOOK STORES&#8221;

&#8220;I WIPE BACK TO FRONT&#8221;

&#8221; I HAVE LOOSE STOOL &#8221;

&#8220;I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY ARMPITS&#8221;

&#8220;I CAN SHOVE A WHOLE MIDGET UP MY ASSHOLE&#8221;

&#8220;I LOVE PUFF PAINT AND SEQUIN SWEATSHIRTS&#8221;

&#8221; I USE TWINKIES A TAMPONS&#8221;

&#8220;I LIVE UNDER THE OKLAHOMA CITY BRIDGE&#8221;

&#8221; I&#8217;M LOVE NECROPHILIA &#8221;

&#8221; I WAS TIMOTHY MCVEIGH&#8217;S BITCH &#8221;

&#8221; I USE MY DEAD GRANDMA&#8217;S LEG AS A DILDO &#8221;

&#8221; I HAVE A BOOB JOB ON MY BACK &#8221;

&#8221; I EAT STD INFESTED ASSHOLES &#8221;

&#8221; MY DAD ****S MY HOLES EVERYDAY &#8221;

&#8220;I&#8217;M A PEDO &#8221;

&#8220;I BAREBACKED WITH JEFFREY DAHMER&#8221;

&#8220;I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET&#8221;

&#8220;I EMPTY OUT COLOSTOMY BAGS AND BATHE WITH WHATS IN THEM&#8221;

&#8220;I&#8217;M THE GUY GETTING F-CKED BY THE HORSE ON VIDEO&#8221;

&#8220;WILFORD BRIMLEY SITS ON MY FACE AFTER EATING CHILI AND KRAUT&#8221;

&#8220;I STICK TAMPONS IN MY ASSHOLE TO CONTROL LEAKAGE&#8221;

&#8220;I ATE OUT GILBERT GRAPE&#8217;S MOTHER&#8221;

&#8220;UNCLE DIRTY RUBS HIS SH-TSTAINED THONG IN MY FACE&#8221;

&#8220;MY MOM SHOOTS FRANKLIN MINT EGGS OUT OF HER SNATCH&#8221;

&#8220;I COLLECT PRECIOUS MOMENTS AND HUMMELS AND HAVE FIBROMAYLIGIA&#8221;

&#8220;I EAT TOE JAM AND YELLOWING TOE NAILS OFF THE MORBIDLY OBESE&#8221;

&#8220;I DRIVE A YUGO&#8221;

&#8220;I LICKED THE WALLS OF GAYLE GRINDS HOUSE&#8221;

&#8220;MY MOM LETS ME GET MY REDWINGS EVERY MONTH FROM HER SPECIAL PLACE&#8221;

&#8220;I EAT BED SORES&#8221;

&#8220;MY DAD CALLS ME HIS OWN PERSONAL TOILET&#8221;

&#8220;I WEAR BLACK SOCKS AND CROCS!&#8221;

&#8220;I CHANGED JOHN MCCAIN&#8217;S DIAPER AND ATE IT&#8221;

&#8220;I RUB PEANUT BUTTER ON MY C-NT AND LET MY DOG LICK IT OFF&#8221;

&#8220;I RAPED SANDY DUNCAN IN THE EYE&#8221;
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jonKranked

jonKranked

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BikeLuvR904 said:
ill admit i just laughed out loud. but man is that sad. something really has to be done. seriously.
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trolling will continue as long as people allow themselves to be victims.

In this case, the website in question will stay up and continue posting ridiculous fake stuff as long as people keep falling for it.
 
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