[LordOpie]

LATE BREAKING NEWS:

It was announced early this morning that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets...

However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a Canoe, 2 Mounties and a Flying Squirrel, named Rocky!

 

[slein]

take off you hoser.

speaking of exchange rates: american beer is like sex in a canoe

phuqqing close to water.

eh?

 

[MMike]

The old jokes are the best jokes...

"......TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!"

 

[Longarm500]

Originally posted by LordOpie
LATE BREAKING NEWS:

It was announced early this morning that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets...

However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a Canoe, 2 Mounties and a Flying Squirrel, named Rocky!

THAT!.....is frickin' hilarious!!! :eviltongu

 

[Serial Midget]

Originally posted by LordOpie
...and a Flying Squirrel, named Rocky!

I'm pretty sure Rocky is gonna kick some serious ass.

Natasha and Boris were no match...

 

[slein]

my present from IRAQ

 

[Stellite]

Originally posted by LordOpie
LATE BREAKING NEWS:

It was announced early this morning that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets...

However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a Canoe, 2 Mounties and a Flying Squirrel, named Rocky!

LOL, that was way too much. Also Slein, I never heard that joke but it is seriously funny and mostly true.

Hey LordOpie I am going to borrow it and send it off.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Originally posted by Serial Midget
I'm pretty sure Rocky is gonna kick some serious ass.

Natasha and Boris were no match...

This is the guy we want.....

 

[LordOpie]

Originally posted by Drunken_Ninja
WHY SAY NO TO WAR?

Because thousands of people are at risk, according to the United Nations.

Because Iraq is in an unstable region and we don't know what the consequences of this war will be.

Because the role of the United Nations is to work for peace, not provide a cover for war.

You are hereby banned from posting in my threads. :nuts: And good luck with removing the stick from your @ss.

Originally posted by Brian HCM#1
This is the guy we want.....

That's a bit bizarre. The mounty does all the work and his ride gets the girl?

Originally posted by Stellite
Hey LordOpie I am going to borrow it and send it off.

Wait! I have to first ask permission from the guy I stole it from

 

[dangitboy]

Har Har!! I LOVE IT!!!

Dave