[DRB]

Are going to cause me to stroke out.

I get the tree all strung with lights and then half of them go out.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Be a Jew.

 

[skinny mike]

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Just set the tree on fire. That will create light. The bulbs make nice popping noises, too.

 

[Total Heckler]

Just set the tree on fire. That will create light. The bulbs make nice popping noises, too.

 

[stosh]

I wonder how many people call the police.

 

[skinny mike]

I wonder how many people call the police.

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

http://shorterandsweeter.blogspot.com/2009/12/greatest-christmas-decoration-ever.html

 

[TN]

Suck it up Clark W. Griswald.

 

[stosh]

Suck it up Clark W. Griswald.

My wife has called me Clark more than once the past few weeks. Not when she was tied to the couch though....

 

[Da Peach]

Sara put outdoor lights over our fireplace in the living room.

Festive!

 

[stosh]

I loved this internet photo from a few years ago.

 

[Haywoodublowme]

 

[mogulskr]

After many years of torture, screaming and yelling I finally figure out to have the lights lit when stringing them.

 

[boogenman]

That vid with the fire is downright scary. I'm paraniod about our tree catching fire or another lighted decoration. Of course my wife needs to fill our house with god damn lights

 

[IH8Rice]

That vid with the fire is downright scary. I'm paraniod about our tree catching fire or another lighted decoration. Of course my wife needs to fill our house with god damn lights

itll happen. 10million trees catch fire in new home owners' home

 

[Wingnut]

Ironic that half your rant smilies are out too...

 

[I Are Baboon]

Now why the hell are they blinking!?

 

[Haywoodublowme]

That vid with the fire is downright scary. I'm paraniod about our tree catching fire or another lighted decoration. Of course my wife needs to fill our house with god damn lights

Just watch mythbusters. Here is the rundown. http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2006/12/episode_68_christmas_tree_ligh.html.

 

[cecil]

View attachment 99752

nice

 

[DRB]

So after way too much time f'ing with them, I went to buy more. 2 walmarts, 2 home depots, 1 lowes and finally a Target I was able to get new ones. Come home start pulling the stupid not working lights off the tree.........................................

MOTHERFVCKERS TURN ON

SO ANGRY!

 

[Da Peach]

So after way too much time f'ing with them, I went to buy more. 2 walmarts, 2 home depots, 1 lowes and finally a Target I was able to get new ones. Come home start pulling the stupid not working lights off the tree.........................................

MOTHERFVCKERS TURN ON

SO ANGRY!

I was wondering why MMike wasn't answering his phone... He's been busy.