thats not a confession, its public knowledge gov slackerI'm at work, not working
Hey - I heard you're watching the Golden Girls with bluebug right now.I've never worn women's underwear...
on my head...
while thinking about Sally Field...
and eating oreos...
Oh - now there's a confession...I enjoy porn.
I think you better specify the type, everyone is on a roll todayI enjoy porn.
You never know who is paying attention.Oh - now there's a confession...
You do know that confessions are supposed to have been a *secret* right?
i believe it is she-male midgets riding goats!I think you better specify the type, everyone is on a roll today
Ummm... pants made out of Antimony's skin actually would *be* leather pants.I have no pants on right now.
Your story inspires me.When I was 11 or so, I went out with my best friends family to a seafood place. We were having a farting contest before our food got there, and I sharted myself silly. I am not sure if that means I won or lost the contest,
but I do know that I left my underoos in the bathroom trashcan.
They had to leave the windows down for the whole ride home,
and everybody was a green color. I guess they were no winners that day, in the contest or otherwise.
Goats are not my thing, otherwise, that sounds like fun.i believe it is she-male midgets riding goats!
When I was 11 or so, I went out with my best friends family to a seafood place. We were having a farting contest before our food got there, and I sharted myself silly. I am not sure if that means I won or lost the contest,
but I do know that I left my underoos in the bathroom trashcan.
They had to leave the windows down for the whole ride home,
and everybody was a green color. I guess they were no winners that day, in the contest or otherwise.
"Don't dream it; be it."I often dream of eating bacon and mayonaise sammiches on white bread while drinking vodka and smoking marlboros while lounging naked by the side of a lake.
Dude - he's gonna do it at *your* lake."Don't dream it; be it."
it doesn't count as a confession if we already know about itI have no pants on right now.
WTF?it doesn't count as a confession if we already know about it
You're the third guy on the left. AKA: "Slammed! You got called gay by a girl" "Story that nobody likes"When I was 11 or so, I went out with my best friends family to a seafood place. We were having a farting contest before our food got there, and I sharted myself silly. I am not sure if that means I won or lost the contest,
but I do know that I left my underoos in the bathroom trashcan.
They had to leave the windows down for the whole ride home,
and everybody was a green color. I guess they were no winners that day, in the contest or otherwise.
he's the from the government. of course he's watching you.WTF?
Are you watching me?!
i am from the government, and im standing in the bushes right next to manimalhe's the from the government. of course he's watching you.
Get your hands off manimal's a$$ you perv!!i am from the government, and im standing in the bushes right next to manimal