Nah, he just embarassed himself by being such a pvssy.Did that chick get in the sh*t?
- reppedDo what I did, steal his car keys at the end of the night/day.
It was 5 minutes before we were heading home for the night(9pm) and the guy was looking all over for his keys. He had to call his wife to pick him up. At first I just threw them in some bushes and after a few days I took them out of the bushes and put them in my car. Now I will randomly set off his panic alarm during the day when he is with customers or on the phone. He has taken his car to get looked at multiple times because of the "malfunctioning" alarm. They can't figure out what is wrong
The road ahead is clear killer! There are speed bumps but they appear to made of pure knob. Tally-ho.Nah, he just embarassed himself by being such a pvssy.
Remind me this weekend.Definately got to go with the Craigslist prank. Post his email/phone number in the free stuff section for something of value like a goat.
Methylene Blue is what you want.Finally, this was one I did in college. My first year in the dorms, I
would keep a bottle of root beer which someone would continually drink
without my knowing. After I couldn't stand it anymore, I went to a friend
in the chem dept. and asked him for an acid/base indicator that turns base
pink (I forget what the indicator was), and put a bit in my root beer
bottle. The plan was that human urine is somewhat base, so when the
culprit drank my root beer, he began to pee pink. Needless to say, about
12 hours later, this guy thought he was gonna die!
"I wanna fly around and party with her!" :biggrin:Let's not forget your girl Tiffany
That's a keeper!!!How about her, she looks fun.
Wait until the company has to buy him a new computer or the IT guy wastes 2 hours of his life trying to troublehoot that. Once they figure out it was you, your ass will be on the street.If you stick a paper clip in the usb port and jiggle it around it will cause the computer to think new hardware was installed. The mouse and keyboard will no longer work until you unplug them and replug them. I love sitting in shop and turning around to the guy who sits behind me and making his mouse and keyboard not work.
Wait until the company has to buy him a new computer or the IT guy wastes 2 hours of his life trying to troublehoot that. Once they figure out it was you, your ass will be on the street.
Why waste your time with college if you're gonna have an employment record full of firings?
Wow.
Offices do weird things to otherwise sane individuals.
Have you tried the ear thing yet ?This is gold - and will be implemented tomorrow.
Sadly no. I was too busy to deal with him over the last couple days so I just blocked him out. I have gotten a few projects taken care of now so I'll give it a shot Monday.Have you tried the ear thing yet ?
I wish. The Giant is squeaking so I've been on SS for the last few weeks.Go get some gears
So I've been doing this most of the morning. I'll look at the dude's ear with a WTF look on my face and then look away real quick. I think he's staring to wonder what the hell is going on....I promise to provide a full report
Nice touch sir.So I've been doing this most of the morning. I'll look at the dude's ear with a WTF look on my face and then look away real quick. I think he's staring to wonder what the hell is going on....